Well that is your view. But I will have to disagree, based on the two examples I have showed you. And in the passage itself. So we will have to disagree here.
Again this is your view. A dead person can not chose to deny, He can not chose to do sin, He can not chose to hurt other people. He can not chose to be self righteous. He can not do anything.
And to say me acting like the tax collector and crying out to God is me trying to earn my salvation, me trying to please God of my own power. Or Anything else, well. All I can say is this, Jesus said otherwise. The rest of the examples concern spiritual things, a child of God chould understand, Not the gospel. Which non believers have been placing their faith in since adam first sinned. (Abraham BELIEVED and it was accounted as righteousness - his new birth FOLLOWED his faith, not the other way around. All God did was give him a choice, Abraham had to decide, am I going to ytrust God. Or trust self..
So as you say, Your example falls flat on its face (sorry, but if your going to talk with this kind of language, then I will start to return the same, Although to be honest, I think it makes us look like kids. Not gorown adults)