Well, I'll help clean up because everything was going fine on your Thursday open mic night until I read a discourse I wrote titled, "Every Liberal's An Immoral Baby Murdering Radical Islamic Supporting Destroyer of Civilizations."
I must have flipped a trigger or something with that one because the liberals came out of their seats and started booing. Perhaps I shouldn't have stopped and asked them, "Where do you think the baby you murdered that would be here today is now?"
Well, they just went bat guano crazy after that. It was like they were demon possessed or something. I was lucky to make it out of there in one piece. Not everyone did. You may want to retain a good attorney.
A-ok, get back here and clean up this mess!!! I run a clean, decent establishment here and I won't have it lookin' like a pigsty!! Geesh, so hard to find good help these days-- Soulweaver and JesusLives are supposed to be tending cafe til I recover..I'm gone for a week and y'all go nuts..lol.. just wait til i'm 100% again, cuz y'all are in trouble now!!
*cafe owner rant over- carry on*