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It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Excerpt from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles
Even though I am not musically inclined I feel that I am certainly qualified to join this particular club. Perhaps the single life should be preferred over the married life. I have known one horrific marriage and one beautiful marriage so it may be well that I should remain single and celibate at this stage of my life as my efforts in this search seem to be pointless and frustrating. Instead of searching for a wife I will now visit my local animal shelter and take home the first dog that comes to the front of the cage. A dog will love you unconditionally, will be sad when you are sad, wag his tail when you are happy and will not talk back to you unless it is a cheerful bark or yip telling you it’s time to go potty. That is why a dog is a man’s best friend. No fuss or muss. Every morning I will faithfully fill my dog’s food dish with Alpo and fill the water dish with Dasani bottled water. Only the best will do for my new best friend in life that I will love with all of my heart. At night we will go for walks in the park and talk about the day’s events. It's a dog's life.
It was twenty years ago today
Sgt. Pepper taught the band to play
They've been going in and out of style
But they're guaranteed to raise a smile
So may I introduce to you
The act you've known for all these years
Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band
Excerpt from Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band by The Beatles
Even though I am not musically inclined I feel that I am certainly qualified to join this particular club. Perhaps the single life should be preferred over the married life. I have known one horrific marriage and one beautiful marriage so it may be well that I should remain single and celibate at this stage of my life as my efforts in this search seem to be pointless and frustrating. Instead of searching for a wife I will now visit my local animal shelter and take home the first dog that comes to the front of the cage. A dog will love you unconditionally, will be sad when you are sad, wag his tail when you are happy and will not talk back to you unless it is a cheerful bark or yip telling you it’s time to go potty. That is why a dog is a man’s best friend. No fuss or muss. Every morning I will faithfully fill my dog’s food dish with Alpo and fill the water dish with Dasani bottled water. Only the best will do for my new best friend in life that I will love with all of my heart. At night we will go for walks in the park and talk about the day’s events. It's a dog's life.
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