It's the troll Tintin thread!

[kenthomas27]

In the land Down Under the women glow and make thunder...

Especially after a big steamin' helpin' of meat pie.

 

[Shouryu]

If we're going to talk about TinTin on the Singles forum, you KNOW I have to remind you guys of the flowchart.

 

[1still_waters]

How do you keep from falling off the bottom half of a round planet? Is this proof Earth is actually flat?

 

[JesusChica1991]

The earth is a squishy marble. Tintin is a squishy marble. That must mean Tintin is the earth. Guys, we are all living on Tintin's belly button.

 

[JimJimmers]

I have always preferred chromium to tin. In fact, even osmium is better.

But wait, there's more! I have irrefutable Biblical proof that Tin Tin is not a person, but is in fact a chair.

Real name: CHRISTIAN

Screen name: TIN TIN

CHRISTIAN - TIN = CHAIRS. Don't think we're not onto you, dude. I know someone who does upholstery, so you'd better watch yerself. You might end up covered in fabric.

(I realize that this is better-suited for Bible discussion, but I figured the truth has to come out.)

 

[1still_waters]

How do you keep from falling off the bottom half of a round planet? Is this proof Earth is actually flat?

This is flawless reasoning.

Go grab a basketball.

You can probably put a penny on top of the basketball without it falling off. You may be able to put it on part of the upper half without it falling off. But once you move it further down it will fall off!

Well if the Earth is like the basketball it only makes sense that things near the bottom half would fall off. Hence the Earth has to be flat. Either that or Aussies have velcro bottomed shoes on a velcro bottomed Earth.

 

[JimJimmers]

The reason Tin Tin hasn't replied yet is because he knows he is in the wrong. He might claim it's because he was sleeping, but it's clearly daytime right now. Oh sure, next he'll start that "It's nighttime in Australia" hogwash. I burp in the general direction of this alleged "Australia".

I think I'm about out of troll. I leave you with this photographic evidence:

 

[JimJimmers]

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Well if the Earth is like the basketball it only makes sense that things near the bottom half would fall off. Hence the Earth has to be flat. Either that or Aussies have velcro bottomed shoes on a velcro bottomed Earth.

Magnets, Stilly. Don't forget about magnets.

 

[1still_waters]

Magnets, Stilly. Don't forget about magnets.

TinTin has magic shoes ?:O

 

[jennymae]

Australia has to be a nice place due to the well established fact that both the word's Australia and Alabama starts and ends with an "A".

Simple as that, and there's absolutely no need to add any scientifical evidence to my logics.

I dont know what my post has got to do with trolling tintin.

 

[1still_waters]

Magnets, Stilly. Don't forget about magnets.

You do know there is nothing called "magnetic". It's purely a super natural phenomena.

 

[jennymae]

You do know there is nothing called "magnetic". It's purely a super natural phenomena.

If you would add a triple "duper", I'd say you're right.

 

[1still_waters]

If you would add a triple "duper", I'd say you're right.

I don't negotiate with Alabamians. "WE" know all about them. *nods*

*Slowly backs away*

 

[Grace-Like-Rain]

This thread makes me grin like an idiot.

 

[1still_waters]

This thread makes me grin like an idiot.

It be a frown if you were in Australia. You'd be upside down. :O

Does that mean Aussies have to frown to smile?

 

[Nodmyheadlikeyeah]

 

[GodIsSalvation]

Wait a minute, I can't tell if it is sarcasm or not, but does brother Tintin really think the earth is actually flat? I never seen his position on shape of the earth, only its age.

And just for the record this is not troll comment I am genuinely curious.

 

[lil_christian]

Wait a minute, I can't tell if it is sarcasm or not, but does brother Tintin really think the earth is actually flat? I never seen his position on shape of the earth, only its age.

And just for the record this is not troll comment I am genuinely curious.

Ummm noooo...this is a "Troll TinTin" thread for a reason.



By the way, how many dangerous animals did you come across while riding your kangaroo to work today, TinTin?

 

[Shouryu]

This is flawless reasoning.

Go grab a basketball.


{SNIP!}

See, Stilly, now you're not actually trolling Christian, you're trolling the people in the Miscellaneous forum.

Which is STILL hilarious.

Do the geocentrics next! ^_^

 

[blueorchidjd]