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It's cold outside, you've been out all day, and you're wearing a ski mask.
You run to the convenience store before the car has time to warm up, and you walk in the building realizing you're wearing a ski mask.
It nearly happened to me once. I stopped in the parking lot and remembered to take it off after I opened the car door.
You run to the convenience store before the car has time to warm up, and you walk in the building realizing you're wearing a ski mask.
It nearly happened to me once. I stopped in the parking lot and remembered to take it off after I opened the car door.
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Or when you head into the mens room and someone's bluetooth is cranked so loudly that you can hear the guy who enters after you is talking to a woman (hopefully not his mom) and then feels the need to explain everything he's doing in blow-by-blow detail.
How romantic! Seriously, I'm taking a piss is probably the last sentence I'd utter to any woman. Ever.
How romantic! Seriously, I'm taking a piss is probably the last sentence I'd utter to any woman. Ever.
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When you are so use to going to Starbucks and ordering a drink that when you are at the pharmacy picking up medication tonight and catch yourself almost asking for a tall cinnamon dolche latte. "Can I get aaaa... a refill uhm.. I mean, I am picking up medication for..." Technician looks at you funny.
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That awkward moment when your ex-fiance seems to be hinting that he still has feelings for/loves you....but it's been years since you've seen him and months since you've spoken aaaaaaaaannnnddd he's married and has a baby. Yeah, I'm gonna have to cut this friendship off I think. Pray for me. Although I don't care about him that way anymore, it's still rough to tell someone that you can't/won't talk to them. -_-
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Stalkers beware!
The awkward moment when the conversation turns to toilet humor. You're a grown man but you still find it amusing. Women are in the room but you just can't help yourself...
You share the story about the 50 page court document you read about a guy who did 7 days in prison for soiling a mens room at a court house. His witness testimony compares his cleaning up his soiled pants to meat sauce that you would serve on spaghetti. His exact words were that his boxers were "destroyed", which is why he threw them out in the trash can.
Everyone can't help but laugh about the story, but you're the guy who went there. Everyone knows that you read weird crap on the internet, sometimes even about crap.
The awkward moment when the conversation turns to toilet humor. You're a grown man but you still find it amusing. Women are in the room but you just can't help yourself...
You share the story about the 50 page court document you read about a guy who did 7 days in prison for soiling a mens room at a court house. His witness testimony compares his cleaning up his soiled pants to meat sauce that you would serve on spaghetti. His exact words were that his boxers were "destroyed", which is why he threw them out in the trash can.
Everyone can't help but laugh about the story, but you're the guy who went there. Everyone knows that you read weird crap on the internet, sometimes even about crap.
Ahahaha!!! Got reminded of something that happened just last week XD
That awkward moment when...
...i was talking to a pediatric resident at the ER (where i work), and he stops in midsentence, staring at my chest area for a full 5 seconds...
He turned away after that. I think he forgot what he was gonna say next.
I was wearing a scrub suit/hospital jammies. And they are certainly not fitted, nor low cut V.
No push-ups either.
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Maybe he just turned catatonic for a good 5 seconds. Totally unintentional? XD
That awkward moment when...
...i was talking to a pediatric resident at the ER (where i work), and he stops in midsentence, staring at my chest area for a full 5 seconds...
He turned away after that. I think he forgot what he was gonna say next.
I was wearing a scrub suit/hospital jammies. And they are certainly not fitted, nor low cut V.
No push-ups either.
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Maybe he just turned catatonic for a good 5 seconds. Totally unintentional? XD
