Rachel- when I still lived in a place with a mall, those people got me all the stinkin' time..."Ooh, let me try this on your curly hair, this straightener is the best there is", "Hey, I see you need a touch up on your make-up, bring your face over here"...ugh. And then I bought the hair straightener and it sizzled my hair.
SeatBelt- I live in a town of approximately 60 people, no paved roads, no sidewalks, no nothing but sage brush, highway, cows, and old ranch folk. We have a gas station/general store...the owner sells gas for over $4 a gallon and marks up everything in her store at least a buck, if not a lot more. Right now she's selling these suckers that have a real scorpion in the middle for $3.00 each. She sells fun-size candy bars individually for a dollar each.
This...this is not civilized behavior.
Dying- my car is um...a car...LOL it's a Buick Regal, '92 I think? Not sure. It gets something like 30 miles to the gallon. Maybe. I dunno, I only drive it like, twice a month. It looks like some kind of stupid space car. Also, the hood is jacked cuz my hubby hit a deer and crunched it (the hood, not the deer- the deer went SPLAT all over the place....).