Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

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Itore, quick whip up a receipt man!!!
That's what i did with the cheetohs in case MissCris asked for 'em back too
 
Chrissy77 said:
Dear Duchess,

Thank you for your reminder of the "extra" complaints against Itore.
Since this now raises the number to seventy-five, we will have to take
one step further. Please inform Itore that as of today, May 14,2013, he
will be banned from any involvement from here on out. Please have him
return his membership card with all the other items he has "borrowed"
from our establishment.

Thank you!
The Peanut Gallery
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*looks around with shifty eyes*

Psssssst! Tore!

Don't sweat it, yo. I'll sneak you in. I got a XXXL trenchcoat, right? I'll just sit on your shoulders, and then we put on the jacket...
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
SWEET AND SOUR CHICKEN ARE YOU SERIOUS????? lol man o' man...it's a sad sad day...♫ swing loooow,sweet chaaaarrrriot♫
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Maybe if you try to sweet talk the peanut gallery, you can get on their good side.
 
Chrissy77 said:
Dear Duchess,

Thank you for your reminder of the "extra" complaints against Itore.
Since this now raises the number to seventy-five, we will have to take
one step further. Please inform Itore that as of today, May 14,2013, he
will be banned from any involvement from here on out. Please have him
return his membership card with all the other items he has "borrowed"
from our establishment.

Thank you!
The Peanut Gallery
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Yes ma'am! Do I get one of my violations removed for being an enforcer?
 
Chrissy77 said:
Maybe if you try to sweet talk the peanut gallery, you can get on their good side.
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Hey Tore, you got strong arms? Based off of a recent derailing of a different thread, I'm pretty sure the Peanut Gallery has a thing for strong arms.
 
Shouryu said:
I messed that up. It's supposed to be pickle barrel. I ruin everything. Including the threads that Arwen and Jules start. Here, I get to do that free of guilt! Woooooooooooooooo!!!
[video=youtube;SS9QyaHJFvE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SS9QyaHJFvE[/video]
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No, you don't. :) I don't like to post on a thread more than a couple of days anyway................zzzzzzzzzzz Unless there are Cheetos hidden in it. :D
 
Shouryu said:
Hey Tore, you got strong arms? Based off of a recent derailing of a different thread, I'm pretty sure the Peanut Gallery has a thing for strong arms.
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lol.... hey wait didn't "someone" say I was to be put on a pedestal and let some strong armed man
catch me when I fall? hmmmmmmmm
 
yeah but ya forgot to throwin ur pouty face, gotta throw in ur pouty face too
 
Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
 
Shouryu said:
*looks around with shifty eyes*

Psssssst! Tore!

Don't sweat it, yo. I'll sneak you in. I got a XXXL trenchcoat, right? I'll just sit on your shoulders, and then we put on the jacket...
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Whoa, whoa, whoa! Miss Chrissy made up this thread (and those infractions), so what she says goes! And I can't help you... I've already got a lots of complaints against me, so I'm on probation.









*leans in and whispers* But here's a hint. The trenchcoat isn't going to work... Unless it's tan. It would work if it was tan.
 
Jullianna said:
No, you don't. :) I don't like to post on a thread more than a couple of days anyway................zzzzzzzzzzz Unless there are Cheetos hidden in it. :D
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Oh sure, this from the woman who posted an image of a literal trainwreck a half-hour ago that made me cry from laughter. :P

Wait, now Cheetos are YOUR deal, too? Actually, this is good information.

Step 1: Obtain Red's mailing address
Step 2: Derail her threads, as is standard procedure
Step 3: Apologize by mailing Red cases of Cheetos
Step 4: Watch MeesCreesten go off about how no one sends her Cheetos
Step 5: PROFIT
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
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*ties Tore up and sticks him in the basement without Cheetos*
 
iTOREtheSKY said:
Dear Peanut Gallery,
It has come to my attention that you are on to me. I humbly admit to having at least (if not more) than 75 violations against me,filed by various CC Members. I would like to say in my defense that...umm..er,well..I'm sorry,I need to compose myself a moment,I apologize...it's just that,wow..forgive me for saying but the Peanut Gallery looks stunning today. Just breathtaking. I'm sorry,I'm just not used to being around such brains AND beauty all confined in one adorably wonderful parcel. So,back to what I was saying...I throw myself upon your mercies. I beg that you would give me one more chance to prove myself,to you as well as the other CCer's...that for less than 75 cents a day,you can feed Shour & I with a hot nourishing meal...together we are strong..we are the world..it's a choice we're makin'. Thank you & God Bless. - iTOREtheSKY
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What am I? Chopped liver? I just told y'all how to sneak back in!
 
Shouryu said:
Oh sure, this from the woman who posted an image of a literal trainwreck a half-hour ago that made me cry from laughter. :P

Wait, now Cheetos are YOUR deal, too? Actually, this is good information.

Step 1: Obtain Red's mailing address
Step 2: Derail her threads, as is standard procedure
Step 3: Apologize by mailing Red cases of Cheetos
Step 4: Watch MeesCreesten go off about how no one sends her Cheetos
Step 5: PROFIT
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Cheetos are for minor infractions. Gummybears for the major infractions. :)
 
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