Derailers Anonymous Resisting Temptation(DART)

[DuchessAimee]

WHAT!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I just posted that picture!!!

That happened to me in another thread, Arwen. SeatBelt and I posted the same pic at the same time.

 

[arwen83]

Lady Arwen,

We appreciate your immediate attention to Zero's infraction against your thread
repeatedly. While this goes against your thread rules, we are unable to insert an
appropriate punishment at this time. Instead we would ask that you email Zero
directly regarding this and see if this matter can be resolved amongst yourselves.
If you are unable to come to an agreement please contact us immediately and we
will do what we see fit at that time. If necessary we will require him to derail all
threads over the next year as punishment.

Sincerely,
The Peanut Gallery

Yeesh...some help you guys are I thought paying taxes went towards the lawmakers to enforce justice. Figures. Looks like I need to take justice into my own hands

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Yeesh...some help you guys are I thought paying taxes went towards the lawmakers to enforce justice. Figures. Looks like I need to take justice into my own hands

You'll have too,seeing as how Jules abandoned us,took her gummy bears & has thrown us into anarchy!

 

[DuchessAimee]

I just offered to help! *taps microphone loudly* Is this thing on?

 

[Shouryu]

Yeesh...some help you guys are I thought paying taxes went towards the lawmakers to enforce justice. Figures. Looks like I need to take justice into my own hands

Wait, they pay taxes in Canada? I thought Canada was wonderful land of moose, maple syrup, back bacon, and tax-free stand up comedy! Why did you have to shatter my delusions?!

Speaking of peanuts, I am now craving circus peanuts. It may have to do with the bag of marshmallows that I chucked in Arwen's direction earlier. Lord knows the last thing I need to do is eat a bunch of peanut-shaped, orange-flavored, slightly stale marshmallows right before bed. Look what you people have done to me!

 

[Chrissy77]

Wait, they pay taxes in Canada? I thought Canada was wonderful land of moose, maple syrup, back bacon, and tax-free stand up comedy! Why did you have to shatter my delusions?!

Speaking of peanuts, I am now craving circus peanuts. It may have to do with the bag of marshmallows that I chucked in Arwen's direction earlier. Lord knows the last thing I need to do is eat a bunch of peanut-shaped, orange-flavored, slightly stale marshmallows right before bed. Look what you people have done to me!

lol... I haven't had those in forever.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Wait, they pay taxes in Canada? I thought Canada was wonderful land of moose, maple syrup, back bacon, and tax-free stand up comedy! Why did you have to shatter my delusions?!

Speaking of peanuts, I am now craving circus peanuts. It may have to do with the bag of marshmallows that I chucked in Arwen's direction earlier. Lord knows the last thing I need to do is eat a bunch of peanut-shaped, orange-flavored, slightly stale marshmallows right before bed. Look what you people have done to me!

Those things are beyond gross.LOL *passes Shour the Ben n Jerrys*

 

[Shouryu]

I just offered to help! *taps microphone loudly* Is this thing on?

Ames, no one believes you because they know you're really with Tore and I. ^_-

 

[CatHerder]

*looks at the Forum Info on the Singles page to see who's currently online*

Why aren't Rach, the Herder, Megs, and TinTin in on this? This train is out of control.

Belt, I know you're lurking. ^_-

??? just got here....what is th....oh, wow.

 

[DuchessAimee]

Ames, no one believes you because they know you're really with Tore and I. ^_-

But... but... she was gonna get someone to take my test for me. *sniffles, single tear runs down cheek*

 

[Chrissy77]

??? just got here....what is th....oh, wow.

Welcome Cat, to the weird, the crazy, the all together insane thread.
Join right in!!

 

[SeatBelt]

*looks around with shifty eyes*

Psssssst! Tore!

Don't sweat it, yo. I'll sneak you in. I got a XXXL trenchcoat, right? I'll just sit on your shoulders, and then we put on the jacket...

THIS is somewhow Dread Pirate Roberts kinds of stuff.

Yes, plus you will also get a free t-shirt with an image of all the CC'ers avatars. Please don't wear
it in public.lol

puhleeeese. it'ld hafta be a XXXXXXL just for Jullianna's avi's from This Week alone.

 

[DuchessAimee]

Wait, they pay taxes in Canada? I thought Canada was wonderful land of moose, maple syrup, back bacon, and tax-free stand up comedy! Why did you have to shatter my delusions?!

Speaking of peanuts, I am now craving circus peanuts. It may have to do with the bag of marshmallows that I chucked in Arwen's direction earlier. Lord knows the last thing I need to do is eat a bunch of peanut-shaped, orange-flavored, slightly stale marshmallows right before bed. Look what you people have done to me!

We sell those at work. Eww.



And yes, I work at a circus.

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Ok ya' bunch of crazies...I'm off for my traditional 3 hrs of sleep. I'll unfortunately subject many of you to my presence today/tomorrow...wednesday..ohhh whenever.lol Nite Nite all (sorry Aimee..too lazy to find the John Boy thread) besides...this constitutes a derailment of the highest order! Peace out Mah Babies!

 

[Shouryu]

??? just got here....what is th....oh, wow.

Yeah. Back to post #1, get reading. You need to catch up. Everybody got time for dat.

Welcome Cat, to the weird, the crazy, the all together insane thread.
Join right in!!

Eeeeeeeeyup! You put your foot in. No escaping now.

(Wait until Lil_Christian gets to reading this thing.

Lil: "Um...I thought all you guys were supposed to be adults, and...intelligent and coherent? You guys might be weirder than some of the freshmen at school."
People in this thread: "We will neither confirm nor deny your theory.")

 

[CatHerder]

Hello. My name is CatHerder and I am a thread derailer

"HI, CATHERDER!!"

It has been two days since my last derailment...

(applause) ...

 

[Chrissy77]

Dear Stunning P.G.
Anytime is the perfect time for me to discuss my infractions with you. You will have my undivided not only then...but many eons thereafter. I would request that you would supply me with the proper information needed,such as favorite types of flowers,brands of chocolates and Carats of diamonds one would desire. I will have my No.2 Pencil in hand eagerly awaiting. I will also tell Duchess the good news & she can finally rid herself of that etch-a-sketch she got in the bargain bin @ toys-R-us 4 years ago! With even warmer regards & hugsssssssssssssssssssss ♥ - iTOREtheSKY

Dearest Tedditore,

I look forward to seeing you on Friday, May 16, 2013, at 7pm.
I like ghirardelli dark chocolate with caramel, opened roses, and a solitaire with sapphires !!!!!

If you need the stores at which they can be purchased, please don't hesitate to ask.
You might want to bring extra pencils along as we have many things to discuss.

Forever yours,
The Peanut Gallery

 

[NukePooch]

I don't know anything about what Chrissy originally asked about, which isn't important anyways. What is important is us immediately getting to the meat of the matter.

How can you talk of peanuts and picklestrawcheetogummyberry without the mention of:




?

 

[SeatBelt]

The sheer lack of bacon must be what caused me to fall asleep in my chair and awake at 2 am to the sounds of my computer restarting following a security update. yeah, i dragged my sad sack self to bed at that point. I gotta stop doing that.... or get a more comfortable chair, maybe. what kind of chair do you have at your computer?

 

[iTOREtheSKY]

Dearest Tedditore,

I look forward to seeing you on Friday, May 16, 2013, at 7pm.
I like ghirardelli dark chocolate with caramel, opened roses, and a solitaire with sapphires !!!!!

If you need the stores at which they can be purchased, please don't hesitate to ask.
You might want to bring extra pencils along as we have many things to discuss.

Forever yours,
The Peanut Gallery

Dearest Peanut, I'm pretty sure I know where to find all those items...although I may have to make a stop at the Dollar Tree to pick up some more No.2's,as I am sure you will keep me busy taking notes. *shrugs* Small price to pay to keep such wonderful company. P.S. if Shour promises to behave himself can he sit in the corner with his Gameboy & bag of pork rinds?
Forever, iTtS