What can you offer?

[Jewel5712]

You should have married her.

He couldnt take her out in public..she could never keep her clothes on..especially if she saw a pole

 

[Tommy379]

He couldnt take her out in public..she could never keep her clothes on..especially if she saw a pole

That's even better.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Curious to how you got to know her..lol

It was in a previous life

 

[Tommy379]

It was in a previous life

Yes, every man has had one of those.

 

[zeroturbulence]

You should have married her.

I knew someone whose son married a stripper. He came home one day unexpectedly and found her in bed with a guy.

 

[Jewel5712]

That's even better.

Might get arrested for indecent exposure

 

[Jewel5712]

I knew someone whose son married a stripper. He came home one day unexpectedly and found her in bed with a guy.

Surprised?

 

[Tommy379]

I knew someone whose son married a stripper. He came home one day unexpectedly and found her in bed with a guy.

Did the guy leave a C note on the nightstand?

 

[Tommy379]

Might get arrested for indecent exposure

There was nothing indecent about it.

 

[zeroturbulence]

Surprised?

Everyone told him that marrying her was a bad idea. Not because she was a stripper, but because she was crazy (as they put it).

 

[Jewel5712]

Might get arrested for indecent exposure

Tommy..come yell at the guys in the back yard next to mine..theyre smokin weed..its finally a nice cool night to turn off the air and open windows..now i had to close them again !

 

[zeroturbulence]

Did the guy leave a C note on the nightstand?

Stripper, not hooker lol. He ended the marriage after that. He was a long haul trucker so he spent lots of time away and he decided to surprise her one day by coming home unexpectedly.

 

[Jewel5712]

Did the guy leave a C note on the nightstand?

"C note?" condom?

 

[Jewel5712]

Stripper, not hooker lol. He ended the marriage after that. He was a long haul trucker so he spent lots of time away and he decided to surprise her one day by coming home unexpectedly.

Stripper..hooker..fine line..lol

 

[zeroturbulence]

"C note?" condom?

Lol a C note is a 100 dollar bill.

 

[Jewel5712]

Lol a C note is a 100 dollar bill. Too funny!

Lol..i only know an IOU note..lol

 

[Tommy379]

Stripper, not hooker lol. He ended the marriage after that. He was a long haul trucker so he spent lots of time away and he decided to surprise her one day by coming home unexpectedly.

Stripping, prostitution, marriage... I can draw a bright-line connecting all three.

 

[theanointedsinner]

I can offer the worst of who I am

 

[Jewel5712]

Lol a C note is a 100 dollar bill.

Btw..why do they call it a c note?..now you C it..now you dont?

 

[Tommy379]

I can offer the worst of who I am

Who are you?