What can you offer?

[Lynx]

I can wash dishes by hand 😂😂😂




No handgloves? no dishwasher? no worries 😎 I can wash it for you 😎

Agreed. Handgloves are for wusses and dishwashers take more work and time than just washing the dishes in the sink.

I mostly use a steel wool scouring pad. It works a lot better, I don't have to throw it in the laundry after every time I wash the dishes and I never have a problem with anything being too stuck-on to wash off.

 

[Miri]

Just found the perfect girl for Zero. A dolly dish washing brush. Lol

 

[zeroturbulence]

Just found the perfect girl for Zero. A dolly dish washing brush. Lol

YES!!!

 

[Jewel5712]

A life’s supply of headphones!

Impressive...lol

YES!!!

So...whatll it be..blonde or brunette? Lol

 

[Janna38]

My blanket, just don’t take it away get your own.

 

[Tommy379]

My blanket, just don’t take it away get your own.

Can we not share?

 

[zeroturbulence]

So...whatll it be..blonde or brunette? Lol

 

[Tommy379]

I have a real nice Glock 27, with a trigger job, to give my bride as a wedding gift.

 

[Miri]

I bake good cakes, just made one for my 50th birthday!

 

[Jewel5712]

I bake good cakes, just made one for my 50th birthday!


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Mmmmm..but YOU made your OWN cake? Lol. Well..at least youll know itll be good..btw HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

 

[Tommy379]

Yeah, nice cake I reckon. I can't believe there are no takers on the gun deal.

 

[Jewel5712]

Yeah, nice cake I reckon. I can't believe there are no takers on the gun deal.

???? Im lost..

 

[Tommy379]

???? Im lost..

It's ok. We probably wouldn't marry anyways.

 

[Jewel5712]

It's ok. We probably wouldn't marry anyways.

Who the heck are you talking bout and where do guns fit in? Lol

 

[Tommy379]

Who the heck are you talking bout and where do guns fit in? Lol

Don't worry about it, cause the perfect woman God made just for me, would know what I'm talking about......

Or you could scroll up a few post.

 

[Jewel5712]

I have a real nice Glock 27, with a trigger job, to give my bride as a wedding gift.

Ahhhhh..NOW i know where the gun part comes in..could et matching Glocks..engraved with each others names on them..romantic and special

Don't worry about it, cause the perfect woman God made just for me, would know what I'm talking about......

Or you could scroll up a few post.

Ppl

Go ck...lol

 

[Jewel5712]

Don't worry about it, cause the perfect woman God made just for me, would know what I'm talking about......

Or you could scroll up a few post.

Btw..i DO know what a Glock is (just dont know how to load them)..ive shot rifles and pistols before

 

[Tommy379]

Btw..i DO know what a Glock is (just dont know how to load them)..ive shot rifles and pistols before

I'm going to take the Glock to all the women in the kingdom, and the one who's hand it fits, we shall live happily ever after in my bunker.

 

[Jewel5712]

I'm going to take the Glock to all the women in the kingdom, and the one who's hand it fits, we shall live happily ever after in my bunker.

Lol..forget the hand fitting..just make mine PINK! Lol

 

[Jewel5712]

I'm going to take the Glock to all the women in the kingdom, and the one who's hand it fits, we shall live happily ever after in my bunker.

Btw..i thought you already had your eyes set on someone?