that awkward moment when...
...you are sitting in your workplaces sexual harassment training (not a "how-to," btw), when one of your coworkers lets you know that your leg is bleeding. You look at the outside of your calf, and sure enough, it is quite bloody. You grab napkins to clean yourself off and she offers you a band-aid, which you reject because you don't know where the wound is.
So you look on the other side of your leg, and there is a river of blood running down to your foot, where your sock has been sopping it up like a sponge. After cleaning most of it off in the bathroom, you come back to get the band-aid, and most of the class is watching you basically be a bio-hazard, instead of watching the video of the pervy guy intimidating his pretty co-worker.