Ladies, do you really use this as an indicator?
I listen to stand-up comedy on youtube a lot. I just heard a comedian talk about a gift his wife gave him, an ear and nose hair trimmer.
"What's this for?"
"Well you're on the road a lot, I can't keep up with your grooming any more."
"I never asked you to keep up with it."
"Well I don't want ladies to see you with ear and nose hair. They'll think you don't have a woman in your life so they'll be flirting with you."
"Baby have you taken a good look at me lately? I don't think that'll be a problem."
Ladies do you use the presence of ear and nose hair as a metric of whether a guy is single?
If you were married, do you think you would worry about this?
Yeah, I know, this is a comedian... But now I gotta know if this is legit what you girls check. I may have been plucking nose hairs in vain all these years.