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The terrible, ridiculous thing I came up with...
The Twelve Days of Kid Mess
On the first day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the second day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...two diaper stinks, and a monkey in a cooking utensil drawer.
On the third day of Kid Mess my kiddos gave to me...three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the fourth day of Kid Mess my kiddos gave to me...four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the fifth day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the sixth day of Kid Mess, my babies gave to me...six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the seventh day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the eighth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer!
On the ninth day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer....
On the tenth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...ten sticky finger prints, nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the eleventh day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...eleven crunched-up Goldfish, ten sticky finger prints, nine-near concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer!
On the twelfth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...twelve awesome hugs, eleven crunched-up Goldfish, ten sticky finger prints, nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a MONKEY...IN THE COOKING UTENSIL DRAWER.
The Twelve Days of Kid Mess
On the first day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the second day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...two diaper stinks, and a monkey in a cooking utensil drawer.
On the third day of Kid Mess my kiddos gave to me...three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the fourth day of Kid Mess my kiddos gave to me...four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the fifth day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer.
On the sixth day of Kid Mess, my babies gave to me...six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the seventh day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the eighth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap!!! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer!
On the ninth day of Kid Mess, my children gave to me...nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer....
On the tenth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...ten sticky finger prints, nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer...
On the eleventh day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...eleven crunched-up Goldfish, ten sticky finger prints, nine-near concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a monkey in the cooking utensil drawer!
On the twelfth day of Kid Mess, my kiddos gave to me...twelve awesome hugs, eleven crunched-up Goldfish, ten sticky finger prints, nine near-concussions, eight singing hippos, seven lidless markers, six temper tantrums, a FIVE minute nap! Four torn up books, three chewed up pens, two diaper stinks, and a MONKEY...IN THE COOKING UTENSIL DRAWER.
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I wanna talk about food, I just love food lately I don't know whats my problem!
`CREAMED SPINACH ohhhh my goodness. from boston market. with their cornbread and mashed potatoes...
`SQUASH.
`Mikes hard lemonade dark cherry.
`Black coffee, not so unusual but I still love it.
`Bacon, preferably applewood on a nice burger with mozerella or munster cheese....but quite honestly if I had one I would inflate into tube man.
`Honey Dijon brussel sprouts and eggs sunnyside up.
` Then one of my coworkers made cake with almond, coconut and cream cheese frosting.
IT WAS THE BEST.
Yeah. I'm in a foodie mood and I need to get back on the wagon of fitness lol
`CREAMED SPINACH ohhhh my goodness. from boston market. with their cornbread and mashed potatoes...
`SQUASH.
`Mikes hard lemonade dark cherry.
`Black coffee, not so unusual but I still love it.
`Bacon, preferably applewood on a nice burger with mozerella or munster cheese....but quite honestly if I had one I would inflate into tube man.
`Honey Dijon brussel sprouts and eggs sunnyside up.
` Then one of my coworkers made cake with almond, coconut and cream cheese frosting.
IT WAS THE BEST.
Yeah. I'm in a foodie mood and I need to get back on the wagon of fitness lol
K
Apparently I don't sharpen up when I compliment....So let me explain.
It has been my experience that your thoughts - which can be capricious or paradoxical or quirky when writing of things whimsical become razor sharp and concise when writing about things that bother you or that you find disagreement.
hope i was able to back out of that room....
It has been my experience that your thoughts - which can be capricious or paradoxical or quirky when writing of things whimsical become razor sharp and concise when writing about things that bother you or that you find disagreement.
hope i was able to back out of that room....
