If I could do anything I wanted today, I would sleep til noon, eat waffles in bed while reading fairy tales, get my hair cut properly by someone who isn't me, find out once and for all if it was sesame chicken or actually sesame cat I ate one time, do a huge chalk drawing on the highway, buy a new color of nail polish that I'll hate after a day or two, lay in the grass and daydream, and then go put berets on all the animal sculptures outside a local furniture store.
And maybe give them mustaches, too.