***BREAKING*** MASSIVE EXPLOSION - THE BEAR GOT HIT - ALERT SENT OUT
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the most anticipated war in human history! We have two colossal titans in the ring tonight, ready to go head-to-head in a battle to decide who gets to go to Armageddon. Let's get ready to rumble!
Round 1: Russia and Ukraine step into the center of the ring, eyeing each other intently. The bell rings, and the fight is underway! They cautiously circle each other, measuring their distance, looking for an opening. Russia throws a quick jab, testing Ukraine's defense, but it's blocked effortlessly. The crowd roars with anticipation.
Round 2: "Ukraine" takes the initiative this round, launching a blistering combination of oil pipelines being destroyed while shaming the world into giving them more money. Russia manages to evade most of the punches setting up BRICS and coming back strong from the sanctions, showing incredible agility. But wait, Ukraine lands a thunderous right hook to the Kremlin! The crowd is on its feet, electrified by the thought that this could start a nuclear war.
Round 3: The intensity in the ring is palpable. Russia retaliates with a series of lightning-fast jabs, blowing up Ukraine's armory full of depleted Uranium, resulting in the biggest dirty bomb in all of human history followed up by taking out a Patriot Missile site and then with a massive flurry of missile on Ukraine. "Ukraine" counters with a powerful attack on Russia's soil