can you guys post something funny please?
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FUNNY CHURCH BLOOPERS
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours.'
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
The missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the Way from Africa.”
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Mr. Bradford was elected and has accepted the office of head deacon. We could not get a better man.
The Associate Minister unveiled the church's new tithing campaign slogan last Sunday: 'I Upped My Pledge -- Up Yours.'
The 'Over 60s Choir' will be disbanded for the summer with the thanks of the entire church.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10 AM . All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B. S. Is done.
The missionary from Africa speaking at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine: Name: Bertha Belch. Announcement: “Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the Way from Africa.”
Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
Eight new choir robes are currently needed due to the addition of several new members and to the deterioration of some older ones.
Miss Charlene Mason sang 'I will not pass this way again, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
The sermon this morning: 'Jesus Walks on the Water.' The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'
Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson's sermons.
The Rev. Merriwether spoke briefly, much to the delight of the audience.
Next Sunday Mrs. Vinson will be the soloist for the morning service. The pastor will then speak on “It’s a Terrible Experience.”
The class on prophecy has been cancelled due to unforeseen circumstances.
Illiterate? Write to the church office for help.
The peace making meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
The Fasting & Prayer Conference includes meals.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7pm. Please use the back door.
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