Happy St Patrick's Day:
Why was the leprechaun given a desk job when he became a policeman?
He was too green to go out on patrol.
Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.
What do leprechauns call fake diamonds?
Sham-rocks
Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.
Why do leprechauns hate marathons?
They like to jig more than jog.