can you guys post something funny please?

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Fillan

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Happy St Patrick's Day:

Why was the leprechaun given a desk job when he became a policeman?
He was too green to go out on patrol.

Why are leprechauns so concerned about global warming?
They’re really into green living.

What do leprechauns call fake diamonds?
Sham-rocks

Why can’t you borrow money from a leprechaun?
They’re always a little short.

Why do leprechauns hate marathons?
They like to jig more than jog.

:)
 

Karlon

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1 reason we have so many pennies in the church collection plate is because there is no smaller coin!
 

Fillan

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A man went into a shoe shop to try on a shoe. He said to the assistant 'It's too tight!'

The assistant said, 'try it with the tongue out'.

He said 'It'th nho ghood it'th thill thoo thight!'

:)
 

Fillan

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A guy went for an interview.

Interviewer: it says here that you're fluent in Spanish?

The Guy: Oui, oui!

Interviewer: Actually that's French!

The Guy: Great! I'll put that on my resume as well :)