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WineRose

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So I rummaged through the dump today and found some of my old, stale quotes. Here are some that I found:

I murdered your ex :3
Guy: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIII

Me: *pulls out shotgun and opens fire, guy screams and runs away*

Yet another popular thing that makes me lament over the sad state of humanity...
I can answer this in one meme:

[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ[/video]
I just call him God. Basically, call him whatever you want, as long as it's nothing silly (e.g xXxMasteroftheDankMemes420xXx) or offensive (no examples needed), I guess.
*Looks at title*

Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...

...Anyway...that's some good stuff. Amen.
...Yeah, I have quite the classy and intellectual posts :/
 

blue_ladybug

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YOU. SCARE. ME. Seriously... lol


So I rummaged through the dump today and found some of my old, stale quotes. Here are some that I found:











...Yeah, I have quite the classy and intellectual posts :/
 

mailmandan

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I'm not happy about the weather forecast. It's already been raining non-stop since Friday night. :(

 
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wwjd_kilden

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Been to the beach and fed the swans. They are quite tame, and yet they hiss at you before grabbing the food.
Talk about being ungrateful :p

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mailmandan

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My son invited me to Red Robin for lunch. I love that burning love sandwich and endless Texas fries! :)

 

Magenta

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I will be going to church soon. I was up so early I considered going out
for breakfast first, but that would have meant getting a move on, and
I am not very motivated to do things like that by myself when I don't
have to... I will eat after the service :) Texas fries sound good but, no :D
 

blue_ladybug

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Whew!! Who knew that re-naming computer shortcuts could be so time-consuming?! Then again, I have hundreds of shortcuts, so that kind of explains it... lol :confused:
 

JesusLives

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I'm not happy about the weather forecast. It's already been raining non-stop since Friday night. :(
Blond will trade you....high 80's and 90's with no rain and brush fires - hold your breath....in Florida
 

JesusLives

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Been to the beach and fed the swans. They are quite tame, and yet they hiss at you before grabbing the food.
Talk about being ungrateful :p

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They are just scared.....but want the food really bad.... if they really didn't like you they would chase you and hiss......
 
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I will be going to church soon. I was up so early I considered going out
for breakfast first, but that would have meant getting a move on, and
I am not very motivated to do things like that by myself when I don't
have to... I will eat after the service :) Texas fries sound good but, no :D
I struggle with motivation... like I am to some of my college work ugh, it's just so boring.

Enjoy your service :)