I murdered your ex :3
Guy: YEAH BOIIIIIIIIII
Me: *pulls out shotgun and opens fire, guy screams and runs away*
Yet another popular thing that makes me lament over the sad state of humanity...
I can answer this in one meme:
[video]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Hwz7YN1AQmQ[/video]
I just call him God. Basically, call him whatever you want, as long as it's nothing silly (e.g xXxMasteroftheDankMemes420xXx) or offensive (no examples needed), I guess.
*Looks at title*
Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more...
...Anyway...that's some good stuff. Amen.
So I rummaged through the dump today and found some of my old, stale quotes. Here are some that I found:
...Yeah, I have quite the classy and intellectual posts :/
I'm not happy about the weather forecast. It's already been raining non-stop since Friday night.
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This is the new computer mouse I'm getting from zazzle.com next month. Isn't it cute?The one I have now is acting wonky. :/
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Anyone got plans for a good day today?![]()
I'm not happy about the weather forecast. It's already been raining non-stop since Friday night.![]()
Been to the beach and fed the swans. They are quite tame, and yet they hiss at you before grabbing the food.
Talk about being ungrateful
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I will be going to church soon. I was up so early I considered going out
for breakfast first, but that would have meant getting a move on, and
I am not very motivated to do things like that by myself when I don't
have to... I will eat after the serviceTexas fries sound good but, no
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