"Lord will only few be saved?"
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It's been my suspicion for some time now that folks who make the cut for
Heaven are immediately shuttled off to a sort of gulag upon arrival where
they're kept in quarantine away from normal society till they're re-educated.
Heaven is reputed to be a place of peace. Well; that can't be possible unless
everyone agrees on the same interpretation of the Bible-- all the Bible, from
first to last; not just parts of the Bible --otherwise Heaven would be no more
peaceful than your average internet forum.
I expect the gulag to include an etiquette school too so that I don't go
around rubbing people the wrong way and thus make Heaven's genteel folks
wish I'd stayed on Earth instead coming up to their world and making life
miserable for them. I'd imagine that newbies are not very welcome in
Heaven till they've been processed like brats sent off to a finishing school.
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It's been my suspicion for some time now that folks who make the cut for
Heaven are immediately shuttled off to a sort of gulag upon arrival where
they're kept in quarantine away from normal society till they're re-educated.
Heaven is reputed to be a place of peace. Well; that can't be possible unless
everyone agrees on the same interpretation of the Bible-- all the Bible, from
first to last; not just parts of the Bible --otherwise Heaven would be no more
peaceful than your average internet forum.
I expect the gulag to include an etiquette school too so that I don't go
around rubbing people the wrong way and thus make Heaven's genteel folks
wish I'd stayed on Earth instead coming up to their world and making life
miserable for them. I'd imagine that newbies are not very welcome in
Heaven till they've been processed like brats sent off to a finishing school.
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