You wake up early on mornings that you could sleep in. Not by choice.
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You are losing hair on your head and gaining hair on your back and in your ears and nostrils.
When that little old lady you are helping cross the street ... is your wife.
I must have gotten old before I was a kid. I have always been ok with not having a life. It's more peaceful, and peace is a rare commodity these days.
People call at 9 p.m. and ask, "Did I wake you?"
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.
You have too much room in the house and not enough in the medicine cabinet.
You have a party and the neighbors don't even realize it.
When you bend over, you look for something else to do while you're down there.
true story'
a couple of days ago, hub went down to the neighbors to feed their animals
while they're out of town and when he got back and was taking off his shoes,
one was a vel-crow tennis shoe and the other was a lace-up tennis shoe...
just waiting for the next bomb to fall!!! smiles and laughter ensued...
a couple of days ago, hub went down to the neighbors to feed their animals
while they're out of town and when he got back and was taking off his shoes,
one was a vel-crow tennis shoe and the other was a lace-up tennis shoe...
just waiting for the next bomb to fall!!! smiles and laughter ensued...
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LaVieEnRose
Guest
When I found out what snack meant, I told my students to tell boys “I’m not a snack, I’m a whole meal”. I think it is another way to treat girls as disposable, fun time toys and I don’t really like the terminology (my inner feminist is coming out in this post).
Maybe I’m just a grumpy, old lady.
When you can no longer tolerate noisy places.
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MissCris
Guest
...when you move a couple of heavy objects and you feel it in your shoulders, back and knees for the next week.
I get where you are coming from because I feel it until next Tuesday.
That's like when a woman refers to a man as her chew toy.
"You like my latest chew toy? I found him tonight on the dance floor."
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LaVieEnRose
Guest
I don’t think this is a “thing”. Get with the times, your “out of it” is showing.
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toinena
Guest
You know you are getting old when you think all the stuff people are saying are new cool things to say and play along with it pretending to understand when you really have no clue. Or think of food as LaVieEnRose (without underscores) wrote.
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LaVieEnRose
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