Word Association

[CarriePie]

engage (I think you certainly qualify as having a combination of Spock, Bones, and the Captain. Having said that, I won't turn down the role. I always thought it'd be neat to sit in the Captain's seat lol. Also, that'll free you up to keep the ship going on these Whangdoodle missions with your superior knowledge and endearing cynicism. A mission to boldly go where no Whangdoodle has gone before! I hear the old Star Trek intro music playing in my mind as I type.

You are definitely right about grandpa!

I might come out of retirement if we can get a high tech submarine. Can you imagine the fun of warring against aquatic Whangdoodles in that? Maybe besides ballistic missiles it can also be outfitted with some futuristic weaponry. Or did I just come up with another incredibly silly idea Maybe I can just just fight the Whangdoodles with silliness lol.)

 

[Moses_Young]

betroth (Thanks, and welcome back aboard, Chieftess Of Lassooing and Defenestration (COLD for short) CarriePie. Sadly, I had to eject Grandpa from our high tech submarine for the crime of ogling. You can take his captain's chair.

The aquatic Whangdoodle already took care of the ill-fated gal of yellow polka-dot fame, so I fortunately did not have to eject her also.

You'll be pleased to know that High Command has given the all-clear to wage war against the Whangdoodles with ballistic missiles and other futuristic weaponry. One of our new lasers is so high tech and accurate, it can defenestrate a contagion of Whangdoodles at 5km. I will need to clear with the Admiral whether we can utilise silliness in our war against the Whangdoodles. I personally believe it is a smashing idea, but you know how the top brass might sometimes have to pander to the naive whims of politicians and bureaucrats, and perfectly effective weapons must be put aside for appearances of humanity and not partaking in a Whangdoodle genocide...)

 

[GWH]

embark (Thanks! The strategy of Spock with perhaps the cynicism of Bones? Where I fall down is the charisma of Kirk, which is where you come in, oh Great Chieftess of Lassoing, Defenestration and Elimination.

The more I think about Grandpa, the more I hope either the gal in the teeny, weenie, yellow, polkadot bikini is pretty old, or Grandpa is somehow pretty young, and obviously, a widower. 'Cause if not, Grandpa really needs a stern talking to.

But yes, there are aquatic Whangdoodles, yes, they've pretty much invaded all of America and yes, this new saga has every likelihood of turning into something like an Aquaman movie. I hope you're willing to be brought out of retirement for the occasion? I know you're not in this for the money, but I've had a chat with the Finance Director, and he's willing to increase the daily allowance by 20% and throw in a paid rostered day off every week if you say yes...)

Blue - the word with which this game embarked :^)

 

[CarriePie]

betroth (Thanks, and welcome back aboard, Chieftess Of Lassooing and Defenestration (COLD for short) CarriePie. Sadly, I had to eject Grandpa from our high tech submarine for the crime of ogling. You can take his captain's chair.

The aquatic Whangdoodle already took care of the ill-fated gal of yellow polka-dot fame, so I fortunately did not have to eject her also.

You'll be pleased to know that High Command has given the all-clear to wage war against the Whangdoodles with ballistic missiles and other futuristic weaponry. One of our new lasers is so high tech and accurate, it can defenestrate a contagion of Whangdoodles at 5km. I will need to clear with the Admiral whether we can utilise silliness in our war against the Whangdoodles. I personally believe it is a smashing idea, but you know how the top brass might sometimes have to pander to the naive whims of politicians and bureaucrats, and perfectly effective weapons must be put aside for appearances of humanity and not partaking in a Whangdoodle genocide...)

marry (I'm thankful that you've ejected Grandpa. The ill-fated gal may have suffered a better fate than if she'd have had to marry Grandpa or even a Whangdoodle. I must say, I'm not sure I want to be sitting in that particular captain's chair now though. I think I'm going to order a new one. Maybe a fancy one, with a seat warmer. I don't want to get too COLD.

I'm impressed that you got the High Command to agree to our terms, and even with high tech lasers! I now know why you told me back during the beginning of my days here that you are the master lol. Impressive! But really, I don't think I can do anything without silliness. This is why you have to be the Spock of the situation. I'll have to slap the High Command around [figurative speaking] with some silliness until they feel silly not allowing silliness.

It's good to be back on board, Moses! Let the aquatic Whangdoodle defenestrating commence! With all of silliness lasered right into their hearts. May all the silliness implode them.)

 

[Moses_Young]

unite (Yes, the High Command might know a thing or two about futuristic lasers and ballistic missiles, but when it comes to employing these weapons to be of most effect against the Whangdoodles, they are cautious to disregard the prompting of the two foremost experts in the field of Whangdoodling (that's us, btw!)

I also had a little chat with our mutual friend the Admiral, and he's come around to accepting that we're going to be utilising the technique of silliness in our noble fight. He didn't like it, and I could see his mustache twitch angrily as I explained it would be he who would need to explain to High Command that the reason the two internationally renowned Whangdoodling experts had so quickly resigned their commissions - leaving the United States and the wider international community open to the nefarious aquatic Whangdoodle threat in this hour of need - was due to the fastidiousness of one particular Admiral.

However, despite his obvious disdain, he also grudgingly acknowledged the superiority of our expertise in the matter, and the strategy of silliness is now another tactic we can employ to dire effect against the new aquatic pestilence!

My fellow Americans, the aquatic Whangdoodling storm is upon us!!!)

 

[CarriePie]

coalesce (Moses, your incredible ability to handle this situation and get things going in our direction is beyond compare. You even faced the angry twitching mustache! That alone deserves medals of honor!

I must say, that to say the Chieftess is impressed is an understatement. Without your expertise, we'd be run amok with Whangdoodles (aquatic or otherwise) and silliness would be a thing that could only be longed for!

I humbly confess though, the Chieftess has recently fell off into a pothole of my own foolishness which resulted in lies made about my character, and right here on CC! At first, I thought I'd hang my head in shame and tell you I'm not worthy of being apart of this superior duo. But, blast that! If you are willing to see past this regrettable episode of mine, I'll raise my laser sword of silliness and fight on with an even greater fortitude than before! I know I certainly feel at one with silliness these days.

We need no weak links, especially the Chieftess! I feel like Kirk in that episode called Requiem for Methuselah. If only you could do that thing Spock did to Kirk and erase this foolishness from my brain I'd be most efficient as we proceed forward in our conquests. Then perhaps, with your mercy, I can resume my place again in our duo of superiority against this mighty Whangdoodling storm. Mind you, I believe you are the far superior part of this duo!
While we are talking mercy, there'll be no mercy to the Whangdoodle pestilence! And no mercy to this ghastly aquatic Whangdoodle storm that lies before us!)

 

[Moses_Young]

meld (Thank you, CarriePie. I think you would have been morbidly fascinated. Even the Admiral himself seemed mildly taken aback, as he watched it wriggling and writhing there on the floor in its death throes, after my blade smote the parasitic creature from its perch atop his weathered mouth. I think he may have muttered something as I left his office after delivering my terms, but I did overhear his his secretary mention that he looked much younger...

I am sorry to hear of the pothole of your own foolishness into which you recently fell, but if it helps, I have an entire street paved with such potholes of my own foolishness, into which I fall on a regular basis. As for you being unworthy to be a part of our superior duo, firstly, I must advise you that I disagree with your assessment of your worth (it is much higher), and secondly, I must advise that even if your assessment were correct, our duo has nothing to do with your worth anyway. So remove thine foot from thy pothole of folly, equip thy hands with a pail full of the bitumen of wisdom, and pave thou thy pothole from the streetside of CarriePie (or whatever street name it is so called). Also, raise thou thy laser sword of silliness, to perform precision swordsmanship attacks on the black and loathing hearts of the aquatic Whangdoodles against which we now wage war!

P.S. If you will just sit down for a moment, I will do unto you as Spock did unto Captain Kirk, and erase the memory of this foolishness from your brain - but not the wisdom so learned! )