giver (Lol. You are right! We recently had an investigation by P4TETOW (pronounced pa-té-tow, or sometimes, but less correctly po-tae-to) - the People 4 The Ethical Treatment Of Whangdoodles, about where our organisation was obtaining material for our popular line of Whangdoodle-skin hats, so I had to don a more inconspicuous outfit until such time as the positive finding. The P4TETOW's finding was essentially that given the current pestilence of Whangdoodles across the land, their toxicity and general adverse influence on man and beast alike, and the contentious-but-nonetheless-unrefutable fact that our Whangdoodle-skin hats are sourced only from the highest quality and assuredly the most consenting of all Whangdoodles, it was only fair to award us with the prestigious P4TETOW Most Ethically Sourced Whangdoodle Product of the Year award).