I once read a book on dating.
It explained how to tell when a girl really likes you.
She'll stand off in your peripheral vision, and smile, and give you little glances.
Well, that doesn't really work for me...
I don't have any peripheral vision.
Wait, you mean like a T-Rex???
Maybe THAT'S what I'm doing wrong.
I've been stalking all the carnivorous men with absolutely no peripheral vision.
