Grin and wear it...
What would you do if the Eiffel tower fell?
Is that the big lightpole in France? Nothing, I guess.
What would you do if you woke up in a kayak in the middle of the ocean?
I would say it was an act of God and a suitable punishment for breaking copyright laws.
What would you do if the police knocked on your door?
Learn it!
What would you do if your mother in law served food you couldn't possibly eat?
...No question? Fine, then...
What would you do if it suddenly became illegal to eat meatloaf?
Been done:What if sharks could fly and breathe on land?
Been done:
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What if you could breathe underwater?