What Should Your Warning Label Be?

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I'm on a vegetable diet..... Sorrrrrry!

Brussel Sprouts?

I love them, but alas the after affects not so. Well according to my family
 
Warning:

Jon is not human. Applying your own value systems and belief systems will result in catastrophic failure of your brain. Jon does not feel, think, believe, nor value the things you do. Jon does not behave in ways you think he ought. Simply smile, exchange pleasantries with Jon, and back away. Slowly.
 
WARNING: Distressingly self-sufficient. Avoid at Christmas.

Seriously, every time somebody asks what I want for Christmas I never can think of anything. I already have pretty much all I want.
 
I've had a few chuckles as I read through this thread. I've thought about what my warning label might be, and I come up with nothing. So maybe my warning label should be, "Let me get back to you on that..."
 
I've had a few chuckles as I read through this thread. I've thought about what my warning label might be, and I come up with nothing. So maybe my warning label should be, "Let me get back to you on that..."

That would be a big alert for me. An undecisive man that procastinate for a living.... Or perhaps you are just humble? Or do you lack insight? Hmmmm. Humble is good. Insight can grow. Who is not able to make up her mind now?
 
Warning:

This man snores in his sleep like a chainsaw. May occasionally play air guitar while listening to TOOL. Enjoys very, very, very dark humor. Has an unhealthy fascination with Warhammer 40k, DUNE, and lunatic fringe theories about UFOs. Screams like a little girl at the sight of spiders. Has been known to sit down to self-reflect and go completely catatonic for hours with fantastic tales of his "journey" when he rejoins the world.
 
the more I read Jon (without h)'s posts the more fascinated I get.

My warning lable: this person always sees the potential in other people and are trusting the good in everyone exept in herself.
 
WARNING: This girl has an extreme fear of commitment about 10 days out of the month.

Proceed with caution.
 
Warning:may inspire constant staring from women because of handsomeness and silly behavior.