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Subhumanoidal

Subhumanoidal

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seoulsearch said:
I'm going to leave the PS2 mouse, and sneak back to this post:




*Seoulsearch goes back and swipes the adorable hedgehog, leaving behind:*

1. Bacon Bits

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2. Lynx's PS2 Mouse

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3. A new contender -- A Nail Clipper!

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Will you:

1. Pick up any or all of the gifts, leaving another one behind?

2. Leave all 3 gifts on the table?

3. Use one, or all of the gifts, then leave them there for the next person? (Don't even think about it, @Subhumanoidal!) :mad::cool::ROFL:
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Whoooo? Lil ole meeeee? 😇
 
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
I'm going to leave the PS2 mouse, and sneak back to this post:




*Seoulsearch goes back and swipes the adorable hedgehog, leaving behind:*

1. Bacon Bits

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2. Lynx's PS2 Mouse

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3. A new contender -- A Nail Clipper!

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Will you:

1. Pick up any or all of the gifts, leaving another one behind?

2. Leave all 3 gifts on the table?

3. Use one, or all of the gifts, then leave them there for the next person? (Don't even think about it, @Subhumanoidal!) :mad::cool::ROFL:
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You are just bound and determined to push those soy flakes... Er, bacon bits.

That stuff is consumable though, so you can't use it and still leave it for someone else. I mean, you can use half the bag and leave the other half, but if you use the whole bag... Nobody wants what you leave after you use it.
 
cinder

cinder

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I'll just use these nail clippers here real quick. And I'll leave some toe jam for the next person.
 
Subhumanoidal

Subhumanoidal

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cinder said:
I'll just use these nail clippers here real quick. And I'll leave some toe jam for the next person.
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I'll take the toe jam, spread it on toast and feed it to my cyborg. It should help him to use his training potty.

And I leave a heavily used and slightly cracked litter box that hasn't been emptied in weeks. It's what I used for my cyborg before I got him the potty. It was still in beta testing so I'm not sure what exactly may be in it.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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cinder said:
I'll just use these nail clippers here real quick. And I'll leave some toe jam for the next person.
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Subhumanoidal said:
I'll take the toe jam, spread it on toast and feed it to my cyborg. It should help him to use his training potty.

And I leave a heavily used and slightly cracked litter box that hasn't been emptied in weeks. It's what I used for my cyborg before I got him the potty. It was still in beta testing so I'm not sure what exactly may be in it.
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I'm following a finance channel on YouTube and the creator just started a new series about options (kind of a niche topic) "for all the degenerates out there," lol. Yeah, notice I was one of the first ones who showed up to it! :LOL:

And to think, all I had to do here to bait all the fellow forum degenerates was set out a few simple tools for personal hygiene -- and it all went downhill from there! :ROFL:

Goodness, @Subhumanoidal! You make your cyborg use a litter box?! I guess you're not interested in bringing out his more human side?? :oops: I'm guessing even poor Frankenstein was allowed to use an actual potty (or maybe an outhouse in those days.)

Anyway...
Deep breaths.

OK -- Let's clear the slate of all the bacon bits, toe jam, used toothbrushes, and litter boxes and start over with a new gift:


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A nice cute, cozy (and CLEAN!) pair of reindeer mittens!!!

Who wouldn't love to pick these right up -- and leave something equally adorable in their place?!!
 
Cameron143

Cameron143

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seoulsearch said:
I'm following a finance channel on YouTube and the creator just started a new series about options (kind of a niche topic) "for all the degenerates out there," lol. Yeah, notice I was one of the first ones who showed up to it! :LOL:

And to think, all I had to do here to bait all the fellow forum degenerates was set out a few simple tools for personal hygiene -- and it all went downhill from there! :ROFL:

Goodness, @Subhumanoidal! You make your cyborg use a litter box?! I guess you're not interested in bringing out his more human side?? :oops: I'm guessing even poor Frankenstein was allowed to use an actual potty (or maybe an outhouse in those days.)

Anyway...
Deep breaths.

OK -- Let's clear the slate of all the bacon bits, toe jam, used toothbrushes, and litter boxes and start over with a new gift:


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A nice cute, cozy (and CLEAN!) pair of reindeer mittens!!!

Who wouldn't love to pick these right up -- and leave something equally adorable in their place?!!
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To be fair, you were well aware of who would view this thread and the likelihood of certain directions being taken. I see this as a self inflicted wound.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Yeah. What he said.

You knew what you were getting into.
 
Subhumanoidal

Subhumanoidal

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seoulsearch said:
I'm following a finance channel on YouTube and the creator just started a new series about options (kind of a niche topic) "for all the degenerates out there," lol. Yeah, notice I was one of the first ones who showed up to it! :LOL:

And to think, all I had to do here to bait all the fellow forum degenerates was set out a few simple tools for personal hygiene -- and it all went downhill from there! :ROFL:

Goodness, @Subhumanoidal! You make your cyborg use a litter box?! I guess you're not interested in bringing out his more human side?? :oops: I'm guessing even poor Frankenstein was allowed to use an actual potty (or maybe an outhouse in those days.)

Anyway...
Deep breaths.

OK -- Let's clear the slate of all the bacon bits, toe jam, used toothbrushes, and litter boxes and start over with a new gift:


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A nice cute, cozy (and CLEAN!) pair of reindeer mittens!!!

Who wouldn't love to pick these right up -- and leave something equally adorable in their place?!!
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He did use the litter box, until I picked up his new training potty on here. (=
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Cameron143 said:
To be fair, you were well aware of who would view this thread and the likelihood of certain directions being taken. I see this as a self inflicted wound.
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Well shucky doodles!

What we need here is an "I've Been Caught Red-Handed -- And IS Anyone Surprised?!" emoji... :devilish::LOL:

But, If People Are Getting a Good Laugh, It's Worth All the Time I Have to Spend in the Naughty Chair. :cool:


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I just hope that someone will release me from the Naughty Chair in time for Christmas. :oops::cry:
 
Lynx

Lynx

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seoulsearch said:
I just hope that someone will release me from the Naughty Chair in time for Christmas. :oops::cry:
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Yeah, right. Like you're going to make us believe that anybody has made you stay in the naughty chair for any appreciable length of time.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
Yeah, right. Like you're going to make us believe that anybody has made you stay in the naughty chair for any appreciable length of time.
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Don't ask my mother.

Don't ask my mother.

(And asking my Dad is off-limits, too!) :p
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Lynx said:
Yeah, right. Like you're going to make us believe that anybody has made you stay in the naughty chair for any appreciable length of time.
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Sheesh.

It's almost like the people here...

Know me too well. :cautious:

No wonder I can't get away with anything anymore. :cry:
 
enril

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seoulsearch said:
I'm guessing even poor Frankenstein was allowed to use an actual potty (or maybe an outhouse in those days.)
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CORRECTION (since i just read it) frankenstein was of course allowed to use a potty. he made the monster, the monster has no name.
 
Lynx

Lynx

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Correct! Frankenstein was the crazy guy who put a giant together out of spare parts. The giant remained nameless. But if he had a name, considering his constituency, it would probably be way too long to fit in the movie. His left arm would have a different name than his right hand.
 
seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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enril said:
CORRECTION (since i just read it) frankenstein was of course allowed to use a potty. he made the monster, the monster has no name.
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Lynx said:
Correct! Frankenstein was the crazy guy who put a giant together out of spare parts. The giant remained nameless. But if he had a name, considering his constituency, it would probably be way too long to fit in the movie. His left arm would have a different name than his right hand.
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I confess, I'm not very good with Frankenstein lore, as I've only familiar with the name (never read the book, and I don't even think I've seen a movie based on it.)

Tall_Timbers said:
I'll pass on the naughty chair. Here's my gift for a fortunate person:

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* Seoulsearch gingerly picks up and claims the bottle of toenail fungus treatment -- for a friend -- and leaves a bag of coal-shaped soap in its place. *

* Seoulsearch can never neither confirm nor deny whether or not the coal-shaped soap actually smells like coal. *

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seoulsearch

seoulsearch

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Tall_Timbers said:
I grab the soap, I want it for sure and for certain... probably better than my pinetar... Guess I gotta leave something?

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LOL!!

Now THIS is going to be interesting.

For anyone who doesn't know, the item that @TallTimbers left is generally used for extracting blackheads -- and popping pimples. (I may or may not own one of these babies... though I haven't found them to be particularly effective.)

If anyone else knows anything they're used for, feel free to share (though I'm almost afraid to ask.)

It's going to be interesting to see who pops a giant volcano-sized zit...

And then leaves it for the next person. :oops::eek::ROFL:
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