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Jullianna

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If you came with a warning label for your future spouse, what would it say? :D

Mine would probably warn a guy that he'll be needing his own shower because I use baby oil in mine and something regarding how much of a klutz I am. Within the past couple of days I have burned my lip with hot pizza and received a concussion from striking my head. :D

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Bryancampbell

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And I don't want a fake! :p
 
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Jullianna

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Shouryu said:
I actually read that as "Never set up a redhead" at first. I kept thinking, "What, are they too cool for eHarmony?"
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Team Ginger is too preoccupied with its world domination plan to have time for eHarmony. :) Oops. I've said too much.
 
rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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Warning:

- I laugh too much
- I'm a klutz (klutzs [whoa...I don't know what the plural form is] unite, Jullianna! *high five*)
- I sometimes talk to my cat
- Sometimes I just need to cry
- Do not ask me to share my ice cream. I'm pretty good about sharing, but when it comes to ice cream, this is how I feel about it:
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JimJimmers

JimJimmers

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Let me see...

"If frowning, probably deep in thought and not angry."

"Warning! Use of crocodile tears may result in overall atrophy of empathy gland. Use real tears only."

Also, one thing to say seriously to the ladies. Men are not supposed to want anyone to call their wives or girlfriends fat or ugly. I think this should extend to the ladies themselves as well. No one calls my girlfriend ugly, and that includes the lady herself. Don't be afraid to be honest with him, and tell him you are feeling unattractive. But I hate to hear anyone declare themselves as 'hideous', it is sort of insulting to the gentleman, in a way. To say nothing of being insulting to the lady.
 
thecreationtutor

thecreationtutor

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Jun 30, 2011
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Warning - Is very random - Does not tend to talk or think linearly - if you like circles or are a hula hoop star - please apply
 
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adekruif

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#8
** Warning. The Froot Loops are mine. Everything else is yours. **
 
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Jullianna

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rachelsedge said:
Warning:

- I laugh too much
- I'm a klutz (klutzs [whoa...I don't know what the plural form is] unite, Jullianna! *high five*)
- I sometimes talk to my cat
- Sometimes I just need to cry
- Do not ask me to share my ice cream. I'm pretty good about sharing, but when it comes to ice cream, this is how I feel about it:
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^5 my klutzy sister. My klutziness and my fondness for baby oil are the reasons I no longer attempt to dance to Moves Like Jagger in the shower. :)
 
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Isa615

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WARNING:

  • introverted.
  • can and will stay up working on project hours on end without food of drink. this is normal.
  • huge animation nerd. will talk about cartoons (specifically anything from the 90s backward) if the topic is brought up.
  • ROOM IS NOT A MESS. it is organized chaos, and is fully aware of where everything in the room is.
 
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Powemm

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Warning...im more action than talk but im Working on that.
Warning- i dont do well staring at a problem , Blame games , or
Lack of accountability when ownership of something ive done is required.
Warning- if the atmosphere in a place is heavy? my eyes water
Warning- when a challenge arises in an area we arent agreeing on? i get real real quiet and sometimes even leave to reaist saying anything hurtful.. i will completely talk it out after i doscuss it with god and hand any weighty emotions i might have to him ...i always come back
 
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Tintin

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#13
I have a weird sense of humour and a weird understanding of life.
I laugh a lot.
I'm rather clumsy.
I'm not a risk-taker.
I talk too much if I'm nervous.
I don't beat around the bush, but I'm fun-loving.
I'm more of a big kid than most children.
I love deep conversations.
I can be a bit of a geek.
 
Markum1972

Markum1972

Senior Member
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This is for all of you that have kids...

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rachelsedge

rachelsedge

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Oh...tacking this on to my "laughs too much" one...

Warning: Sometimes I snort when I laugh.

*Sigh*
 
Markum1972

Markum1972

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rachelsedge said:
Oh...tacking this on to my "laughs too much" one...

Warning: Sometimes I snort when I laugh.

*Sigh*
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THAT is cute! Yes... believe it or not some of us guys think that is adorable. lol
 
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Tintin

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#19
Oh, another big one of mine.

I have no clue about girls.
 
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BananaPie

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* * * * * * WARNING * * * * * *
EATS CHOCOLATES IN BED
 
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