At least we will be pleasant company for each other. It's not so bad. Do you still have your diabolical toothpick? I may be able to pick the lock. No toys for us this Christmas, we will probably get coal in our stockings. What do you think?
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At least we will be pleasant company for each other. It's not so bad. Do you still have your diabolical toothpick? I may be able to pick the lock. No toys for us this Christmas, we will probably get coal in our stockings. What do you think?
umm Lovesong has my "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK " and i'm pretty sure she's going to keep it but i hope she doesn't figure out it's SUPERIOR POWERS
but.. just maybe i can get santa's attention , pull his beard until he gives you the key...oh yea that will work
(clears throat) hhmmm...santa you look lovely in your red & white , can i have my book ?? santa gleefully gives flowers a smile , flowers tries to grab the beard and.....WHAM ! WHAM! hits flowers in the head over & over with her book until the pages fall out
tourist says santa she means you no harm , is that really necessary and WHAM! hits tourist over the head ,..flowers whisper to tourist when i stop seeing stars, & the room stop spinning or when i wake up ....I'LL TRY AGAIN..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
yep tourist we're getting coal this year
but.. just maybe i can get santa's attention , pull his beard until he gives you the key...oh yea that will work
(clears throat) hhmmm...santa you look lovely in your red & white , can i have my book ?? santa gleefully gives flowers a smile , flowers tries to grab the beard and.....WHAM ! WHAM! hits flowers in the head over & over with her book until the pages fall out
tourist says santa she means you no harm , is that really necessary and WHAM! hits tourist over the head ,..flowers whisper to tourist when i stop seeing stars, & the room stop spinning or when i wake up ....I'LL TRY AGAIN..zzzzzzzzzzzzz
yep tourist we're getting coal this year
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Lovesong
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flowers misunderstood the message because she heard "charlie the tuna " and thought that was an invitation to bring the mayonnaise and make tuna fish sandwiches
*has an image in my head of a tuna fish floating around in the sea named Charlie.* just keep swimming just keep swimming ~
...I ate it.
Forget cupcakes!! I want cake and ice cream!!
..I ate them. Yarharhar!
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Lovesong
Guest
You will never know cause I ate it... O_O
sorry I ate that too! Trollolololol! XD
*and then I flaunted MY DIOBOLICAL TOOTHPICK like a gangsta* yo~
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Lovesong
Guest
Technically I poured ice cream down flowerof3's back.. *points and laffs as you are dragged away to jail* Trollolololol! *sits on the ball chained to your leg* yes pull mama like a chariot! Lolololol
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Lovesong
Guest
Ha you guys are in Jail! Haw Haw! Santa at is my man! O______O *hugs Santa and then gets sucked into one of his fat rolls never to be seen again lost forever*
I am writing to you from my cell. During the day I go to work on the chain gang. I do not mind lugging you around because you are such good company. Tomorrow, maybe you could sneak a Slurpy for me from the 7 Eleven across the street. Two Straws. Be careful crossing as it is a busy street and I would not want you to get hit by a bus. The judge said he would set me free in 7 days with good behavior so it looks like I may be in jail for some time. It was well worth the cost of admission. "No body knows, the trouble I've been in...". I think that I am going stir crazy. At least that is what I have been told. What are your thoughts on this?
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Lovesong
Guest
ehem...*looks perturbed because you did not laugh at what I said*. Laugh or else I will lose sleep knowing I am not funny and then you all will pay, yes...the world will pay severely with more horrible jokes of mine. lol jk (I laughed so hard at that *pats self on back, because I am so funny to me*
)Apparently I am still stuck in Santa's fat rolls but I will do my best.
*thinks*
Nobody knows the Trouble Tourist seen...nobody knows his sorrow~
you are probably just having cabin fever especially since you have only spent one minute in jail. O_O
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Lovesong
Guest
*magically a giant slurpy with two straws appears in jail for both Tourist and Flowerof3, because I am feeling generous. Hibernates in Santa's fat rolls until Christmas* sleepy time...zzz
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Raine
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ehem...*looks perturbed because you did not laugh at what I said*. Laugh or else I will lose sleep knowing I am not funny and then you all will pay, yes...the world will pay severely with more horrible jokes of mine. lol jk (I laughed so hard at that *pats self on back, because I am so funny to me*
Apparently I am still stuck in Santa's fat rolls but I will do my best.
*thinks*
Nobody knows the Trouble Tourist seen...nobody knows his sorrow~
you are probably just having cabin fever especially since you have only spent one minute in jail. O_O
Yeah, but it was a long minute - 60 seconds. Actually, you are quite amusing and make me laugh all of the time.
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Lovesong
Guest
Then my mission in life is fulfilled. *looks around in Santa's fat rolls and finds the hidden workshop* at last! I have found where all he toys are hidden. *digs in my present early* I would rather have presents in the present. ;p
This may be profound.
I am sure that I will be getting lumps of coal in my stocking this Christmas because I was naughty once or twice. I will use the coal to keep me warm in the cold months of winter that lie ahead.
Only your present mission in life is fulfilled. God is preparing your next assignment and will be presenting the details to you shortly. I am sure that you will have the presence of mind to accept what is asked of you as you will be the best person for this task at hand and He is counting on you.
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Lovesong
Guest
Well, in coal sometimes there are diamonds hidden, because a coal is really an unformed diamond anyway...kids are just so spoiled sometimes, they never appreciate anything. You have to really look to find the diamonds in a gift.
Trust me there are plenty of coals in the world with diamonds in them, even if they don't think so.
That is the most encouraging thing I have heard lately thank you for that. I pray that I do have the presence of mind to be obedient to do whatever God tells me to do.
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Lovesong
Guest
*spins around on my intertube in the middle of the ocean again, while eating a cupcake* ... okay now what...
(((YEA RAINE))) oh thanks for letting us out. every time i woke up one of santa's elves would hit me in the head with coal....wait a minute..hhmmmm Lovesong said there's diamonds in coal !???
and...sheeee....STARTS DANCING & SINGING ""I'M RICH..I'M RICH"""woooo...woooo. dizzy..i'm dizzy..flowers holds her head & screams oooh santa i will remember this
flowers spends the rest of her day breaking open the coal and slowly drinking the slurpee Lovesong gave her and noticed Lovesong had her "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK " behind her ear yep like a gangsta as long as she doesn't tap it two times & whisper toothpicks hurt baby....she can't use it's SUPERIOR POWERS
and...sheeee....STARTS DANCING & SINGING ""I'M RICH..I'M RICH"""woooo...woooo. dizzy..i'm dizzy..flowers holds her head & screams oooh santa i will remember this
flowers spends the rest of her day breaking open the coal and slowly drinking the slurpee Lovesong gave her and noticed Lovesong had her "DIABOLICAL TOOTHPICK " behind her ear yep like a gangsta as long as she doesn't tap it two times & whisper toothpicks hurt baby....she can't use it's SUPERIOR POWERS
She stabbed me with the toothpick and broke the tip off in my back. You got a set of tweezers?
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Lovesong
Guest
I stabbed you in the back? Tell me, how this is so? Have I betrayed you in a way? Please feel free to share..
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Lovesong
Guest
If this is truth the only one who is betrayed is me. I only reveal truths and stand upon the heads of serpents who deceive.
It doesn't matter.. The tooth pick is somewhere else and not in your back Tourist...it doesn't matter. *walks away*
As long as I got away, as long as I am free. *tosses the toothpick back to flowerof3* I quit this stupid game...
It doesn't matter.. The tooth pick is somewhere else and not in your back Tourist...it doesn't matter. *walks away*
As long as I got away, as long as I am free. *tosses the toothpick back to flowerof3* I quit this stupid game...
Come on! Without you there is no game. It was only a flesh wound, nothing serious despite the copious amount of blood on the floor. Can I offer you a Twinkie? Oh, you smashed it and now the filling is oozing out! Don't worry, I will wash the filling out of my hair as soon as I mop up the blood on the floor. I am a casualty of the cup cake war. I deserve a medal, what do you think?