The Banned Game
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jennymae
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Madame President of Rubyland seems to know much of this hag, as does the Empress of Jennymaesia. Yet neither of these leaders have explained why said hag was of no consequence to either power until the Great Moat of Mosestaria was dug, when she allegedly appeared in Mosestaria carrying out crimes against humanity, not to mention the laws of the Great Mosestarian Chieftain Moses the Young(er) (may his eyes ever shine and his mighty toenails be ever trimmed). And then said hag was miraculously kidnapped from Mosestaria by the Jennymaesian secret lipstick service from under the sleeping, whiskery noses of the Mosestarian military, and without so much as disturbing one of the millions of Great Sharks or Grace sharks in the Great Moat of Mosestaria.
The Mosestarian Association of Wise Men are calling this story a Hoax Hag. Next thing, the two powers will be saying the secret Jennymaesian lipstick service whisked old hag away via broomstick to avoid the sharks on the return trip...
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Artists impression of the collaborative Jennymaesian and Rubylander propaganda
Jennymaesia is a peace loving country which is reluctant to the use of violence. Alas, at this point of time we have no choice but to be sending missiles carrying lipstick warheads in the general direction of Mosestaria. It’s not our fault if the lipstick sticks on the lips of the ruler and that his then ruby red lips attracts “Hairy” of Shittimistan.
The Office of International Mosestarian Affairs most strongly reproves the recent decision by Shittimistanian officials to deploy octopuses into the Great Moat of Mosestaria.
The chief spokesman of the diplomatic group has cautioned that deployment of the eight-appendaged cephalopods in the region can only lead to further escalation of hostilities between the Chiefdom of Mosestaria and the Empire of Jennymaesia. The official added that the terrorist group operating out of the badlands previously known as Rubyland may further complicate any diplomatic solution to the already high tensions in the region. The Mosestarian Intelligence Agency has provided evidence that even now, octopuses are being purchased by the self-proclaimed "Madame President" of Rubyland, for the purpose of destabilisation of the fragile truce that currently exists.
Anti-lipstick air defences with an environmentally-safe, lips-friendly scrub base containing sugar, honey and olive oil are currently being deployed around the Mosestarian border kindergartens, in response to recent threats by the fanatical Empress of Jennymaesia.
The chief spokesman of the diplomatic group has cautioned that deployment of the eight-appendaged cephalopods in the region can only lead to further escalation of hostilities between the Chiefdom of Mosestaria and the Empire of Jennymaesia. The official added that the terrorist group operating out of the badlands previously known as Rubyland may further complicate any diplomatic solution to the already high tensions in the region. The Mosestarian Intelligence Agency has provided evidence that even now, octopuses are being purchased by the self-proclaimed "Madame President" of Rubyland, for the purpose of destabilisation of the fragile truce that currently exists.
Anti-lipstick air defences with an environmentally-safe, lips-friendly scrub base containing sugar, honey and olive oil are currently being deployed around the Mosestarian border kindergartens, in response to recent threats by the fanatical Empress of Jennymaesia.
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Ruby123
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I believe this to be fake news.
Mosestaria has no peace or alliance with any other country due to their fraudulent leader.
Rubyland is hereby announcing that we have purchased several octopuses and are releasing them into our seas. They have been highly trained in combat and enjoy eating shark sandwiches.
Mosestaria has no peace or alliance with any other country due to their fraudulent leader.
Rubyland is hereby announcing that we have purchased several octopuses and are releasing them into our seas. They have been highly trained in combat and enjoy eating shark sandwiches.
Mosestarian officials have reacted with disdain toward the news that terrorists are purchasing octopuses for release into the Great Moat of Mosestaria, in hopes of escalating tensions in the region. In a last ditch effort for peace, famous Mosestarian diplomat and businessman, Jomés Band - codename 00007.1, has been dispatched to the badlands formerly known as Rubyland on a mercy mission to negotiate peace with the terrorist leaders.
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Ruby123
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Sorry to inform you Mr President but your secret agent 00000007 met with an unfortunate accident.
As he was rowing across the Sea of Rubiness he fell asleep at the wheel (or oar in the case). His boat began to sink and he was somewhat swallowed by Nessi our large octopus. She reported to us that he was quite tasty but a little lean.
As he was rowing across the Sea of Rubiness he fell asleep at the wheel (or oar in the case). His boat began to sink and he was somewhat swallowed by Nessi our large octopus. She reported to us that he was quite tasty but a little lean.
Jomés Band - codename 00007.1 - successful Mosestarian philanthropist and celebrity, has reported back to Mosestarian Headquarters after his arrival in the badlands, with some disturbing news.
Decoy agent 00000007, a Rubylander double-agent, who was somewhat infuriating because of his unquestioning loyalty to Rubyland and its terrorist leaders, has met with a gruesome fate. The irritating spy had been tied up, dressed in the coat, hat and name tag of Jomés Band, and subsequently cast adrift aboard a rowboat in the Great Moat of Mosestaria because of his Rubyland sympathies. It would appear, however, that rather than floating to safety, 00000007's vessel was approached by one of the weapons recently deployed by Rubylander terrorists. Said weapon did not recognise the disguised 00000007, and has devoured him, mistakenly believing his name tag to be legitimate. Mosestaria has dispatched the customary flowers, milk chocolates and a rather insulting note to the self-proclaimed La Madame President of Rubyland, in memoriam.
Meanwhile, Jomés Band advises that he has befriended a rather attractive, red-lipsticked female acquaintance of the terrorist leader, and is hoping to infiltrate further into the leadership at a terrorists' cocktail party tomorrow night, by recounting to other accomplices tales of his past escapades and heroics.
Decoy agent 00000007, a Rubylander double-agent, who was somewhat infuriating because of his unquestioning loyalty to Rubyland and its terrorist leaders, has met with a gruesome fate. The irritating spy had been tied up, dressed in the coat, hat and name tag of Jomés Band, and subsequently cast adrift aboard a rowboat in the Great Moat of Mosestaria because of his Rubyland sympathies. It would appear, however, that rather than floating to safety, 00000007's vessel was approached by one of the weapons recently deployed by Rubylander terrorists. Said weapon did not recognise the disguised 00000007, and has devoured him, mistakenly believing his name tag to be legitimate. Mosestaria has dispatched the customary flowers, milk chocolates and a rather insulting note to the self-proclaimed La Madame President of Rubyland, in memoriam.
Meanwhile, Jomés Band advises that he has befriended a rather attractive, red-lipsticked female acquaintance of the terrorist leader, and is hoping to infiltrate further into the leadership at a terrorists' cocktail party tomorrow night, by recounting to other accomplices tales of his past escapades and heroics.
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Ruby123
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00007 is alive and well. He staged his death so that the Mosterians would think that he died. Looked like it worked.
The intruder, Mr Band is currently wining and dining the mysterious woman with the red ruby lipstick. Unfortunately for Mr Band it is actually the old hag in disguise.
The Rubylanders are always one step ahead of the Mosterians. They persist but we are able to defeat them each time.
I would like to thank the Mosterian leader for the condolence flowers and chocolates. They were yummy but not necessary as 000007 is alive and planning his next moves.
The intruder, Mr Band is currently wining and dining the mysterious woman with the red ruby lipstick. Unfortunately for Mr Band it is actually the old hag in disguise.
The Rubylanders are always one step ahead of the Mosterians. They persist but we are able to defeat them each time.
I would like to thank the Mosterian leader for the condolence flowers and chocolates. They were yummy but not necessary as 000007 is alive and planning his next moves.
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jennymae
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The Empress has realized that there is a lack of democracy in Mosestaria. Jennymaesia intends to assist Mosestaria in its efforts to improve the dictator ridden country’s democratic process. Much to the Empress heartfelt dismay this set of events eventually will bring the Mosestarian ruler before a panel of judges appointed by the Empress. The Mosestarian ruler will be given a fair trial before he’s sentenced to spend 10 years inside the ruby red walls of a makeup workshop.
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Ruby123
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The Empress has realized that there is a lack of democracy in Mosestaria. Jennymaesia intends to assist Mosestaria in its efforts to improve the dictator ridden country’s democratic process. Much to the Empress heartfelt dismay this set of events eventually will bring the Mosestarian ruler before a panel of judges appointed by the Empress. The Mosestarian ruler will be given a fair trial before he’s sentenced to spend 10 years inside the ruby red walls of a makeup workshop.
That is a tough sentence for the Mosestarian leader but necessary.
Hopefully he will learn what a lengthy process it takes to apply makeup properly. Maybe he wont make fun of the old hag anymore who takes twice as long to hide her flaws. Good call, Empress.
This explains a lot..... apparently the unwashed masses claim of soap allergy is bogus.....
Meanwhile, the walking octopi sent to provide protection from evil sharks have been disappearing in proportion to the uptick in calamari exports from Moseteria.
We will be researching this and get back to you-
Film at 11 p.m.
Meanwhile, the walking octopi sent to provide protection from evil sharks have been disappearing in proportion to the uptick in calamari exports from Moseteria.
We will be researching this and get back to you-
Film at 11 p.m.
Lanolinland keeps a giant squid in its museum it is the eighth wonder of the world
unforutnately, it is dead
The former King donated it to the museum when he found it floating in the sea one day. It had died of plastic bag ingestion.
Scientists in Lanolinland are wondering if they can recreate it by using its frozen stem cells.
btw Plastic bags are now banned in Lanolinland
unforutnately, it is dead
The former King donated it to the museum when he found it floating in the sea one day. It had died of plastic bag ingestion.
Scientists in Lanolinland are wondering if they can recreate it by using its frozen stem cells.
btw Plastic bags are now banned in Lanolinland
Thanks a lot lanolinlanders, you banned them, your people threw them away, now we deal with them on our beaches.
Hairy has a crew working on a solution, but not very diligently.
We have doubt about his hiring process, here is his "A" team-
Hairy has a crew working on a solution, but not very diligently.
We have doubt about his hiring process, here is his "A" team-
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jennymae
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If he’s on his best behavior in the makeup pen he’ll be appointed Blush Master.
Maybe he could specialize himself in the art of making old hags look good?
Let’s join forces and attack Mosestaria at dawn!
The guinea pig think tank has come up a solution, to make plastic bag chowder, with chopped up bits of spare tyres which can be used to lure Mosetarian sharks away from the border. The Shittimstanians just need to add their frozen tomatoes to it to make it a blood red colour and the sharks will vaccum it up.
Thank you guinea pigs! You have come through for us!
Now don't get the big head
Now don't get the big head