The Banned Game

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Moses_Young said:
Would the Empress of Jennymaesia be so kind as to explain the reallocation of resources to districts of Rubyland bordering on Mosestaria? Mosestarians don't mind the re-allocation of flower-type resources (as this cuts down the travel distance required for raiding parties), but these resources are sterner looking, and carrying dangerous-looking implements - not the sort of resources we would normally confiscate or tax.
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It’s the Lipstinger 20. It’s for defense purposes strictly. We will also deploy the Flower Force. All of this could be avoided if Mosestaria puts an end to the hostilities towards the Jennymaesian Makeup industry.😁
 
Hmmm. That does sound a good idea - The Great Wall of Rubyland. We Mosestarians would ourselves be glad to be rid of the plague of Rubylander cats that are constantly infecting our population, and eating our pets. Cat burgers are responsible for no end of health impacts to the Mosestarian population - obesity, heart attacks, strokes and cancer. Will you throw your used coconut shells over the wall when you're done? That would save us having to go on so many raids.

If so, I think we can agree to disagree on this Great Wall of Rubyland. In Mosestaria, we will call it the Great Wall of Moses. And possibly one day, if it becomes too inconvenient, one of my top generals, a distinguished gentleman known as Joshua, may have to march around it a number of times before it falls down. But until then, I think this may be a suitable solution.
 
Ok, I have a serious question to ask.
Is anybody familiar with these solar panels that you place on your roof?
Moses, since you are familiar with Aussie land do you know how they work here during winter?
My new rental has them on the roof but as it is getting colder here and the sun is not around as much does it not heat the water much during winter. They have a gas back up that kicks in but my gas bottle is empty. I just moved in. So if I did not have the gas back up would the water just be slightly warm during winter at nights and not hot. If so, why are they promoting these panels as though they are great if they dont give you hot water during winter??
 
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jennymae said:
It’s the Lipstinger 20. It’s for defense purposes strictly. We will also deploy the Flower Force. All of this could be avoided if Mosestaria puts an end to the hostilities towards the Jennymaesian Makeup industry.😁
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This is very coincidental, Empress. Mosestaria is likewise conducting a celebration which will involve a demonstration by an elite core of soldiers a new addition to our arsenal - the lip-guard. As battle can be quite inconveniencing in almost any number of ways, it is encouraging for a combatant to know that her "lips are sealed" from any of the usual un-pleasantries (or stinging!) of battle.

Obviously, the usual regiment of Mosestaria's pernicious pruners is on the lookout for any lovely looking flora that strays too close to the Mosestarian border, but our pruners rarely get so lucky. However, even if they do, Jennymaesians need not worry. Pruners are under strict orders to preserve any snipped flowers in the gentlest, most respectful manner. ;-)
 
Ruby123 said:
Ok, I have a serious question to ask.
Is anybody familiar with these solar panels that you place on your roof?
Moses, since you are familiar with Aussie land do you know how they work here during winter?
My new rental has them on the roof but as it is getting colder here and the sun is not around as much does it not heat the water much during winter. They have a gas back up that kicks in but my gas bottle is empty. I just moved in. So if I did not have the gas back up would the water just be slightly warm during winter at nights and not hot. If so, why are they promoting these panels as though they are great if they dont give you hot water during winter??
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Lol. I think you summed it up yourself. I think in Summer, the panels are good (probably they save gas, right?) but I'd imagine they need the gas during the Winter, or they won't work? If you just moved in, your gas shouldn't be empty - I would let the rental company know, as the usual agreement is that they provide you with a full gas bottle (or at least not an empty one). They will (usually) expect you to provide a full one (or at least not an empty one) when you leave.
 
Moses_Young said:
Lol. I think you summed it up yourself. I think in Summer, the panels are good (probably they save gas, right?) but I'd imagine they need the gas during the Winter, or they won't work? If you just moved in, your gas shouldn't be empty - I would let the rental company know, as the usual agreement is that they provide you with a full gas bottle (or at least not an empty one). They will (usually) expect you to provide a full one (or at least not an empty one) when you leave.
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Ok thanks King Moses, I dont understand why people are flocking to get these things if they aren't the best during winter.
Queen Ruby may order this punishment to these panel people


 
Ruby123 said:
Hmmm I am not happy that Rubyland shares a border with Mosestaria. I would like to get permission from the alliance of Jennymaesia, Shittimistan and Lanolinland to use a good amount of dynamite at the border to separate the two adjoining countries. Once split in half, literally I would like to build the great wall of Rubyland so that the rats of Mosestaria cannot enter. They may try to climb over but there will be a great army of cats on the other side ready to eat them.

Of course all occupants of my alliance countries will be welcomed. Upon entry they will receive a drink of their choice, coconut milk or coffee.
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Alliance accepted on the condition Pancake coffee can be had as well....
We of Shittimistan look forward to a great time of peace together.
iu
 
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Ruby123 said:
Ok thanks King Moses, I dont understand why people are flocking to get these things if they aren't the best during winter.
Queen Ruby may order this punishment to these panel people


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I knew it! I knew it! You are not Madame President! You *are* Madame Guillotine!!! :eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

(Although, I guess it could be your thermostat or something, if these are as good as people say. But I never trust anything anyone says. Everyone lies, even those people who don't mean to. And if they're not lying, they're exaggerating).
 
Yes Madame Guillotine is my other name lol.
It is not the thermostat, I didn't know how these solar things work. It just seems stupid to me.
When we get to heaven we wont need elec, solar or anything else just JESUS wooh HOo!!!!!!!!


President Shittim, pancake coffee is more precious than Rubies. I will have to consult with my team if we can provide the coffee. We can offer coconuts and watermelons but the pancakes may be unavailable.
 
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Ruby123 said:
Yes Madame Guillotine is my other name lol.
It is not the thermostat, I didn't know how these solar things work. It just seems stupid to me.
When we get to heaven we wont need elec, solar or anything else just JESUS wooh HOo!!!!!!!!


President Shittim, pancake coffee is more precious than Rubies. I will have to consult with my team if we can provide the coffee. We can offer coconuts and watermelons but the pancakes may be unavailable.
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That will work, but please keep consulting for the pancake coffee-
iu
 
Ruby123 said:
No, President Lanolin. We were not aware that the guinea pigs were dying. They seemed happy applying the lipstick. Course we never told them to actually eat it. They were only supposed to apply it. We must retrain them. They are supposed to eat the watermelon that we also supply to Shittimistan.
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The guinea pigs say the lipstick was labelled 'watermelon' colour and flavour and the lab testers told them it was edible.
 
It's not nice to fool guinea pigs, they aren't the sharpest knife in the drawer as it is....
iu

Our investigation reveals they were told the lipstick were carrots...
 
All of this is fake news! The Jennymaesian lipstick is perfectly safe and poses no threat to anything. It contains no shady chemicals. The propaganda from hostile powers is to be considered false. On the other hand, the lipsticks have warheads and stealth mode to make sure they will hit their targets on the ground. Our primary goal is to make the lips of the Mosestarian and the Shittimistan ruler to go all ruby red.💄😂
 
Lanolinland has been declared a lipstick free zone, to protect the refugee guinea pigs

we are very sorry to have to embargo this priceless commodity, but our efforts to educate guinea pigs on what is food and what is not food is going to take at least 18 years, if we want to get our guinea pigs up to university entrance level.

The education of guinea pigs in Lanolinland will be based on the time treasured carrot and stick school of learning.
 
You can lead a guinea pig to education, but you can't make him think. Something making a silk purse out of a sows ear. They have a really short attention span, about like a gold fish, who can turn around in the tank and "Surprise! I see a whole new world!"
iu
 
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