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The Banned Game
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Banning GG for not understanding that there are *no* heart surgeons on our Board (unless you count a butcher dressed up in a white coat - then we have but one, and to be brutally honest, I'd sooner take my chances with the heart attack). And when any of us don't have a particular skill set, who do we rely on? Either an awesome mom (who fortunately, we do have), or the next best thing, a run-of-the-mill-mom, who is probably still pretty close to awesome - although obviously, not quite, else she'd be referred to as such - such as you, yourself or you again.
Oh, and I agree, no framing... this time. Last time I did it, they warned me before I painted her. "Don't paint her", they said, "You'll never hear the end of it", they said. "We don't call her the moaner - Lisa - for nothing, you know?" I didn't listen. However, that was some time ago. I haven't made the same mistake again.
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Ruby123
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Lisa and I are friends and the reason why she moaned about your portrait painting of her Moses was because you did not capture her smile, she wasn't happy. Can't really blame her so banning Moses for his poor portrait of my good friend Lisa.
Banning Ruby for not understanding that the moaner, Lisa, is not a true friend at all. See the surgeon's mask Lisa wears? Yet where was Lisa when Ruby had her heart issues? Certainly not at the operating table, scalpel in hand. No, Moaner Lisa was out and about, partying in Paris and posing for identity borrowers and mad inventors.
Also, double banning Ruby because no beanies allowed - they can spread covid.
Also, double banning Ruby because no beanies allowed - they can spread covid.
Banning Shittim for confusing Lisa's surgeon-mask with a face diaper. You know the last thing a surgeon wants whilst she is performing delicate heart surgery? It's having her false teeth fall into the operating arena. Not only will it complicate the operation, but who would ever want to use those false teeth again? Can a face diaper prevent the false teeth entering into an operating arena? Exactly! Face diapers are designed for other purposes. But surgeon's masks are specifically designed to prevent the unexpected migration of surgeon's teeth.
And now I suppose you are wanting to know why the surgeon has false teeth? Well, because she's a surgeon, not a dentist, silly! She knows how to take care of hearts, but probably had too many sweet, fizzy drinks while studying in med-school.
And now I suppose you are wanting to know why the surgeon has false teeth? Well, because she's a surgeon, not a dentist, silly! She knows how to take care of hearts, but probably had too many sweet, fizzy drinks while studying in med-school.
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Ruby123
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banning Lisa because I do not want my heart removed and her false teeth placed there instead.
What type of surgeons are these or are they veterinarians?
What type of surgeons are these or are they veterinarians?
Banning Ruby, because clearly, moaner Lisa is a heart surgeon, and heart surgeons don't remove hearts - they make them better again. Butchers on the other hand - especially butchers posing as surgeons - and especially, especially identity-borrowers posing as butchers posing as heart surgeons... well, they probably wouldn't remove hearts, but they might not have the same expertise as a surgeon, so the result might be a little... different.
By-the-way, Oreo looks like a vet, so if your cat needs an op, Oreo might be able to do it online for cheap. Vets are heart surgeons and dentists for a variety of animals, all rolled into one.
By-the-way, Oreo looks like a vet, so if your cat needs an op, Oreo might be able to do it online for cheap. Vets are heart surgeons and dentists for a variety of animals, all rolled into one.
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Oblio
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Oreo, I mean Oblio, is not a vet. I could never operate on a poor kitty-cat...I might hurt it! Lol
Banning Oblio for refusing to save the poor kitty - it only needed a tooth extraction. Haven't you heard of the string-and-door method?
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Ruby123
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Unbanning Oreo because he likes kitty kats too.
Double banning Moses and his assistant Lisa for impersonating surgeons when they are really convicted criminals on the run.
Double banning Moses and his assistant Lisa for impersonating surgeons when they are really convicted criminals on the run.
Banning Ruby, because as she would know if Lisa were truly her true friend - Moaner Lisa is as yet, unconvicted. I framed her in order to obtain a conviction, but have been unsuccessful... until now!
Banning Oblio, because the poor kitty has a tooth ache from drinking all that coke. [Edit: Okay. Unbanning Oreo, because the string-and-door method clearly makes him sad. :-( ]
Banning Oblio, because the poor kitty has a tooth ache from drinking all that coke. [Edit: Okay. Unbanning Oreo, because the string-and-door method clearly makes him sad. :-( ]
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Oblio
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Banning Oblio, for not knowing that kitties love pop, and sometimes, one has to be cruel to be kind.
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Oblio
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Poor kitty-cat's got a drinking problem...which is why I ban Moses. It's poor kitty-cat, not pour kitty-cat a drink!
He's drank so much, he's catatonic...much like a gin and tonic!
He's drank so much, he's catatonic...much like a gin and tonic!
I ban Oblio for posting too much in the Last person to post wins thread. Like how many times must he do that....?
Oblio? Explain yourself in 2 seconds before you are banned! I dont care if youve got a mouth full of food and cant talk. That will just get you banned as well!
I haves the scary powers of being your mother here.
Oblio? Explain yourself in 2 seconds before you are banned! I dont care if youve got a mouth full of food and cant talk. That will just get you banned as well!
I haves the scary powers of being your mother here.
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jennymae
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There’s been a jail break and everybody from my “ranch” is on the loose. I ban myself for not anticipating this and simultaneously I’m changing the facility into a super max facility. MY becomes Warden, O becomes prison chaplain and R will be in charge of the chain gang. 
It took a while... but I escaped....... you'll only find me if I want you to find me. BWAHAHAHAH...
Banning JennyMae for cruel and unusual ranching...
Banning JennyMae for cruel and unusual ranching...