That awkward moment when you hear someone say Hi, and you respond by saying Hi, but it turns out they were saying Hi to the person behind you or to the side of you...happens all the time to me ;-;
The awkward moment when....
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That awkward moment when at work, you hear your name being called on the announcer, and you rush up to the front desk to help, but it turns out you misheard the name and they called someone else...that one also happens a lot to me as well ;-;
That awkward moment when you sit in the only seat available in a crowded waiting room area as all the other seats are full..then only to see someone enter the waiting room and let you know there were sitting in that seat before you turned up...they had just popped out to the toilet and proved it to you by pointing to their bags left on the floor beside the seat..which you failed to see.
When you have a hot mic and you say something on a large work place teleconference that was only meant for the colleagues near your work place... 
when at the end of an expensive meal on your 3rd date with your new girlfriend the bill arrives and you suddenly realise you left your wallet with ALL your credit cards on the kitchen table at home.
That awkward moment when you are not completely alone and are only 85% certain that you only have to fart vs poop… and turns out you poop your pants… and wish you had better thought through your risks and contingency plans …
That awkward moment when : u go outside at five o'clock in the morning , in your nightdress with your hair all over , to feed the local stray cats and u r talking to them , telling them how cute they r and what good boys they r etc and u realise that your neighbour is walking past u behind u on his way to work , he says ' good morning ' with a smirk on his face . Tomorrow I get up either a bit earlier or a bit later 
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You could do that. Or... OR... You could lean into it. Make it a point to feed the strays at that specific time, and ham it up a bit. Just for kicks.That awkward moment when : u go outside at five o'clock in the morning , in your nightdress with your hair all over , to feed the local stray cats and u r talking to them , telling them how cute they r and what good boys they r etc and u realise that your neighbour is walking past u behind u on his way to work , he says ' good morning ' with a smirk on his face . Tomorrow I get up either a bit earlier or a bit later
I've done that before ! We have a regular electrician that does work for us , hubby is never home when the electrician is here
after one particular visit , I got the impression that he was trying to flirt with me , I was horrified so , I quickly turned into a mad cat lady 
talked to my cat , talked about nothing but cats etc , he soon gave me up as some kind of loon 
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Mwestton
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Lol! Ya that's awkward! My awkward was so strange. I had a crush since 3rd grade on a pretty little blue eyed blonde headed girl. My best drawing a Christmas seen I have to her. Not long after she lost interest all the way through highschool. My feelings never stopped though. I'm bored and lonely after 2 years after dropping out So I go to her house. She actually answered the door in nothing but a towel, smiling and said come on in! I was thrown. We go to her room and she reminds me of the picture she still had. And after I gave it back she tells me to turn around and not look. I wanted to but didn't cause I still had affection for her. 5 minutes I don't know what she was doing taking her time or what but that was the weirdest thing between me and a girl ever!I created a thread like this a few years ago on here, but....can't find it! And, forgive me if there is another one floating around somewhere.
If you are anything like me, you have a lot of awkward moments in your lifetime.
So, what is an awkward moment you can think of? It could have happened to you, someone else you know, or just a funny awkward moment you've heard of!
Soooo, here's mine.....
The awkward moment when the doctor is about to weigh me and she asks, "How do you usually weigh yourself?" And I respond with, "Butt naked," and she just looks at me weird and says, "I meant, do they make you take your shoes off before they weigh you here?" Guys, how have I come this far in adulthood and not succumbed to my awkwardness?
So, what's yours ?
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Jared_K
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I was so used to talking to family that after the phone call was done with a woman trying to make me an appointment with the doctor, I said “Thank you. Love you.”
and she laughed and responded “I love you too.”
and she laughed and responded “I love you too.”
Reminds me of a funny story with one of my colleagues.I was so used to talking to family that after the phone call was done with a woman trying to make me an appointment with the doctor, I said “Thank you. Love you.”
and she laughed and responded “I love you too.”
We work for the Marines in Quantico... and he had called our boss (another man), on his way home from the Pentagon to let him know about his meeting and that he was just going to head home given the time and come back into the office the next day...
After they said goodbye... he said "Love You"...
lol, after they hung up... our boss looks over at the rest of us in the office and says...
"well, Rick just told me that he loves me... pause. none of you guys every say that"... hahaha
I was so used to talking to family that after the phone call was done with a woman trying to make me an appointment with the doctor, I said “Thank you. Love you.”
and she laughed and responded “I love you too.”
In the 1996 Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas movie Jingle All the Way he is a salesman on the phone ending calls with "You're my number 1 customer" His wife calls, and without missing a beat he ends the call saying "You're my number 1 customer"
Many years ago (Ok, about 50), I was one of the Children's church leaders. It was taken very seriously, so the leaders met to discuss new materials and such. The other leaders were women. I rang one of them and said, "if you have nothing on, I'd like to come over and talk about.............." She replied, "I always have something on. A dress, jeans......."
In the 1996 Arnold Schwarzenegger Christmas movie Jingle All the Way he is a salesman on the phone ending calls with "You're my number 1 customer" His wife calls, and without missing a beat he ends the call saying "You're my number 1 customer"
A lot of wives would be happy just to hear that once in a while.