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that awkward moment when you stomach growls during the sermon.

that will probably happen tonight.

like a boss.
 
Tiny houses would be neat... but I noticed there is no single wall long enough for my 88 key keyboard. Nope, uh uh, can't do that!
 
That awkward moment when you enter your livingroom, and you hear your brothers whisper: "Oh my goodness, look how dreadfully skinny she is!" "Yeah, I mean, I can see her ribs.." "Yup, just really weird." *sigh* Brothers.
 
Dorothy13 said:
That awkward moment when you enter your livingroom, and you hear your brothers whisper: "Oh my goodness, look how dreadfully skinny she is!" "Yeah, I mean, I can see her ribs.." "Yup, just really weird." *sigh* Brothers.
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Brothers can be mean sometimes. :eek:

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Lynx said:
Tiny houses would be neat... but I noticed there is no single wall long enough for my 88 key keyboard. Nope, uh uh, can't do that!
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Yeah... I live in a tiny apartment... it's almost just a small burrow really... hehehehe definitelly not enough walls...

:/
 
That awkward moment when your day at work always goes slower when your supervisor is present.
 
That awkward moment when your Grandma punches you in the face because you beat her at a game of Call of Duty: Black OPS 3 :(
 
That awkward moment when the whole store has been gearing up for an inspection, scrubbing everything in sight for a week, waiting all day for the corporate bigwig to show up, having the meeting postponed to the next day after waiting all day... And then when he shows up he talks to the store manager for a whole 11 minutes and leaves. Really?!! That's all?
 
You start out with what you think is an awesome story, realize midstream it's kinda lame, and have to finish it despite there will be no real reaction
 
When you ask someone a question and their response clearly shows they did not hear one word you said and they walk away. Ummmm okkaaaayyyyy
 
Hanging with someone that drinks, they try to include you about it, you say you don't drink, and the person sort of stops midstream as if you just said you don't breathe air
 
The awkward moment when we are hosting a Friends & Family Picnic for your job and you notice a random tombstone in the middle of a fun-filled day.

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Okay, so I was sharply corrected about that corporate-guy-only-there-for-11-minutes thing. I mentioned it to the front counter guy and he gave me an earful about how much time the corporate guy spent inspecting the lobby before he even went back to the grill area. Apparently the focus was different this inspection.
 
That awkward moment as a kid in a church service where you are playing underneath the pews and pass gas and it echoes throughout the entire church so loud that the pastor stops his sermon and there is silence so quiet that a pin drop could be heard. So then you slowly creep back into the pew seating and look backwards like everyone else to fit in. haha
 
BenFTW said:
That awkward moment as a kid in a church service where you are playing underneath the pews and pass gas and it echoes throughout the entire church so loud that the pastor stops his sermon and there is silence so quiet that a pin drop could be heard. So then you slowly creep back into the pew seating and look backwards like everyone else to fit in. haha
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This cracked me up. Well, it's unfair really, fart stories always crack me up. The "looking backwards" like you're innocent...... ah well, funny stuff. I wonder if your pastor thought it was Gabrielle's horn? Angel or no angel, that horn needs a thorough cleaning. Brought a whole new meaning to the "pew seating".


am I the only one laughing? oh grow up.

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... Caitlin Jenner is possibly going to be charged with manslaughter. Am I the only one who finds this incredibly ironic?


Seriously, no offense to those involved in the car wreck, but ... manslaughter charge, after ... er ... "becoming a woman"?
 
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