hahahahahahaha, i am laughing so hard right now at the office because of that wonderful comment.That awkward moment when there's a handful of people that get defensive on their view of self defense.![]()
The awkward moment you're on the computer in your room and your roommate is sleeping. Out of nowhere, she sits up and starts talking....telling me how I need to call her boyfriend tomorrow. This lasted for 5 minutes.
This is towards the end:
Her: Do you think I'm sleep talking?
Me: Yes.
Her: I'm not. I'm wide awake.
Me: Okay.
Her: You don't believe me?
Me: No.
Her: I am. Just call him, okay? Tomorrow. He'll answer your questions.
Me: Okay, Emily. I'll call him tomorrow. Just go to sleep.
Her: You think I'm sleep talking!
Me: It doesn't matter what I think. Just go to sleep and we'll talk about it tomorrow.
Her: Okay, I love you.
Me: Love you, too.
And then I laughed on and off for about an hour.
Basically, lolSoooo....basically she kept you awake all night long? Sounds like you got some sleep talking to do yourself tonight![]()
you found out there's a person underneath your work desk......creepy and awkward.
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I'll post it just for you, Gozinia.I'll bet the burnt bowl blessing still looked as wonderful as all your other meals though Shineyourlight...got a pic?
Or the one where a well meaning grandmother tries to match you up with her teenage granddaughter. Poor lady had noooo idea how old I was.The awkward moment when a 14 year old asks for your number at a church you're visiting.
Or the one where a well meaning grandmother tries to match you up with her teenage granddaughter. Poor lady had noooo idea how old I was.
When you see your Pastor approaching you and you think he is going in for a hug so you start to give him a hug and halfway in you realize he was offering his hand to you but your too far in to pull out so you hug your poor frightened pastor. Intereating how the next time you see said Pastor he is sticking his hand way out in front of him while walking up to you...no more mistakes here I guess. LoL. Ughh
I get it the other way....Pastor (and everyone else) at my church are all huggers. I come in for a handshake, and then I'm all up against someone. I think I've got most of em trained now to just let me slip out the side door....