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MissCris, stop everything you're doing and write that book of yours. Please!

MissCris said:
That awkward moment when your entire day has just failed all around, and you're finally taking a minute to BREATHE...and your mother-in-law opens the fridge, then turns to you, holding a dirty diaper, and asks "Um...is this a new...experiment? Or something? Are we storing poopy diapers in the fridge for a reason, is what I'm asking."

And...you have no idea when/why you put that in there. So you say, "The trash can was full".
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Tintin said:
MissCris, stop everything you're doing and write that book of yours. Please!
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If I had time to write a whole book, then I wouldn't be doing the stuff that's apparently worth writing a whole book about... :p

 
MissCris said:
That awkward moment when your entire day has just failed all around, and you're finally taking a minute to BREATHE...and your mother-in-law opens the fridge, then turns to you, holding a dirty diaper, and asks "Um...is this a new...experiment? Or something? Are we storing poopy diapers in the fridge for a reason, is what I'm asking."

And...you have no idea when/why you put that in there. So you say, "The trash can was full".
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I laughed out loud at this for a full minute :)
 
That awkward moment when your son uses your kitchen funnel to put oil in his truck.....and puts it BACK in the kitchen :rolleyes: You look at him with your "really????" face..and he looks back with his "what????" face. :)
 
MissCris said:
If I had time to write a whole book, then I wouldn't be doing the stuff that's apparently worth writing a whole book about... :p
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Know the feeling, dear friend. I've been told that I should write one titled, "A Christian Response to Divorce: How to Get Left Right." I'd like to say that I am going to write it, but predictably the way that my life is going, when I slow down enough to have the time to write it, that will be because I am dead. In every likelihood, that will be no time soon. I have, however, started accumulating some one page devotions that I may try to publish some day as a book.
 
I could just collect all of my posts off of here and from facebook, smoosh 'em together into some book binding, title it "How Am I Still Breathing?" and sell it for 50 cents a copy to my family and my one friend...

YES.

...that's how lazy people write a book.
 
The awkward moment when.... a customer is tipping you but accidentally knocks over your tip jar and the coins fly out everywhere!

btw This thread is awesome!
 
That awkward moment at a graduation ceremony when you wave at the wrong graduate.
 
That awkward moment when........................ you get thoroughly frisked by airport security, and afterwards you're tempted to ask for a cigarette!!!
 
That awkward moment when you accidentally mix up your children's songs-

"Old MacDonald had a farm and Bingo was his name-O!"

...and your kid stops you and says "NO Mama, all wrong! Fix it!"
 
the awkward moment of being a dude that got a Mother's Day card from his mom.... the awkward faded really fast, though, and was replaced by something else like pride.
 
When Zaoman realizes that my streams thread is only 500 posts away from beating his awkward moments thread. One day Zao, one day you shall be defeated!! :P
 
That awkward moment when you drop your cellphone in the sink when brushing your teeth.....RIP cellphone. It is actually quite nice not to have to deal with it right now.
 
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