More nuggets of wisdom from the Great Costanza. I italicize it to make it look wiser still.
Just remember, it's not a lie if you believe it.
A George divided against itself cannot stand!
When you look annoyed all the time, people think that you’re busy.
I guarantee you that Moses was a picker. You wander through the desert for forty years with that dry air. You telling me you’re not going to have occasion to clean house a little bit?
Hey, believe me, baldness will catch on. When the aliens come, who do you think they’re gonna relate to?