Succinctly Speaking

[NotMakingThisUp]

Is this a new forum rule?

For me, this routine post reminds me to stay specific, post attractively and avoid ranting aimlessly. It’s a coach in the game.

 

[tourist]

How'd I do?

I think that you got the hang of it.

 

[tourist]

How did I miss this thread when it was new?

So this is the Twitter of forum threads. But instead of 140 characters or less, it is three sentences or less.

Yeah, the posts are tweets.

 

[Mem]

Yeah, the posts are tweets.

I have the attention span of a gnat, but I don't know what sound gnats make, but I do know that they love fruit.

 

[Mem]

Israel means to rule with El, God.

It occurred to me that God put His Name, El, in Israel.
I mean, if you went to school with God, and He put His name on a lunchbox, how insane would you have to be to try and swipe any sandwiches out of it?

 

[Lynx]

I have the attention span of a gnat, but I don't know what sound gnats make, but I do know that they love fruit.

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies when you're having fun.
Fun flies when you're doing time.

 

[Mem]

Time flies like an arrow.
Fruit flies like a banana.

Time flies when you're having fun.
Fun flies when you're doing time.

Butter flies but not on toast
And fire flies like a roast.

 

[Mem]

Succinctly speaking, I said I have the attention span of a gnat, except when it comes to fruit, and then my attention is obsessive. I mean, it could be worse, I could have the affinity of a common housefly, whose treasure is cow poop.