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dog eats waste,dog lives,dog eats chocolate bar,dog dies,but how?????????
Si desert? Is that in Mexico?
well brother then allow me to treat you like family..."come back here with my stuff or I'll get you in a headlock brother"!!!I actually joined this site because I could see the special needs of some.... the special need for brotherly love man....
which one there are so many here in Tennessee!!!Get your dog out of the gutter man!!!
well brother then allow me to treat you like family..."come back here with my stuff or I'll get you in a headlock brother"!!!
you ain't John cena and you aren't even in the WWE or UFC now give me back my stuff or I'll get you in a "smelly" nelson!I have to warn you, I was the high school wrestling champ... On a team of one but still...You want some, come get some !!!
you ain't John cena and you aren't even in the WWE or UFC now give me back my stuff or I'll get you in a "smelly" nelson!
you are trying my patience boy,ok you asked for it!(grabs gandalf and puts his head to under arm)Smelly Nelson, is that a hillbilly banjo player?
So what desert would Mexico have?To guys go do a walk in the desert. To add some character, let's say our guys are Mexicans. Is there a desert in Mexico area? No idea.... Well, our two good men went for a walk.... (As you do if you want to go for a walk!) One grabbed an old car door to bring with him. The other asked him why.
"If it gets too hot I can wind down the window" he replied.
"No. It doesn't work. Leave it here" said the first man.
They set off and were enjoying their walk. They walked for a couple of hours and a sandstorm came. The only thing to do was to stop and wait and try to cover themselves. Thoughts of the car door sprang to mind, but they were stuck without it.
Eventually the sandstorm subsided and they were able to brush themselves down. The only problem was that everything looked different!
"Even our footsteps have gone!" Exclaimed the second man.
They could do with getting back so they had an idea. If they kept walking straight ahead they would bound to reach somewhere.
Though one did come up with the rule of location "Wherever you go, there you are" so in theory one can't get lost.
But the other said"Yes you can....We are lost because we dont know where here is!"
Well, they kept walking... They were finding it so hot and they had no water....
Then the first said "I'm not going any further."
The second went up the next rise and looked..... "Hey" he shouted. I can see a tree!" "Its a bacon tree" as he started running towards the tree......hearing the sound of his friends voice "There's no such thing as a bacon tree.... Its a mirage" ...
Meanwhile his friend got up and started to climb the rise and saw his friend about to grab a strip of bacon from the tree... His friend fell to the ground as he was shot in the leg from an unknown location...
"Go back" his friend shouted...."Its not a bacon tree...Its a ham bush!"
I hope you enjoyed the short story of our friends adventure....![]()
and I like sombreros now where's my stuff?I know you had my cookies last!!!![]()
I like Mexican desserts....
you look rather guilty...You didn't eat MY cookies did you??? because you know that it means I get all your gummy bears,if you ate my cookies!
uh huh but what about "MY" cookies???
and her response is...because I desire your undivided attention!