Streams of Consciousness & Thoughts~~~

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Anyone else find it odd that Jesus died on a cross and that he was a carpenter, or is that just me?
 
I just got home about 15-20 minutes ago from Northern Ohio. In spite of the bad news this morning, today was amazing and just what I needed.
 
lil_christian said:
I just got home about 15-20 minutes ago from Northern Ohio. In spite of the bad news this morning, today was amazing and just what I needed.
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Our prayers are with you, Evie. I'm sorry I can't be there to give you a big sisterly embrace, but my heart carries you and you're in my thoughts. May the Comforter tenderly and lovingly wrap Himself around you during these times.
 
Glad you had a good day lil :)


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brrr, I want winter to be over (then again, that might mean rain rain rain rain)
 
Don't know if it's just me, but I think I get anxious at the thought of being late for something and then I could end up being too early and find that dreadful as well. It becomes a problem when you start having dreams of being late and knowing it, then trying to be somewhere and find yourself having complications while being late. The feeling of it all...

Make it stop!
 
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Just made bread
I am getting into bad habits again
and it is almost four am
and I work at eleven
I mean it sounds reasonable but this takes me back to when I did the night shifts at the nursing home.

IS this a foreshadowing?
oh no. oh no oh no oh no!
 
blueorchidjd said:
Just made bread
I am getting into bad habits again
and it is almost four am
and I work at eleven
I mean it sounds reasonable but this takes me back to when I did the night shifts at the nursing home.

IS this a foreshadowing?
oh no. oh no oh no oh no!
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Depending how long it takes for you to get there, I say you have time for a few hours. Few hours would be better than no hours.
 
This morning, one of my Kindergarten children looked up at me, and in all seriousness asked, "Miss Arlene, why do I have a dad?". I gave the kid a serious look as my eyebrows furrowed together. I looked the little boy straight in the eye and said, "Because it takes two to tango...". The little boy looked up at me, puzzled. On that final cue, I walked away, like a boss.

And this is why I am going to get the 'Teacher of the year' award.

I promise you I have a teaching degree.
 
Arlene89 said:
This morning, one of my Kindergarten children looked up at me, and in all seriousness asked, "Miss Arlene, why do I have a dad?". I gave the kid a serious look as my eyebrows furrowed together. I looked the little boy straight in the eye and said, "Because it takes two to tango...". The little boy looked up at me, puzzled. On that final cue, I walked away, like a boss.

And this is why I am going to get the 'Teacher of the year' award.

I promise you I have a teaching degree.
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lol
perfect answer
now he'll ask his dad what tango is
 
Catherder: Stained glass? Original designs? That you made? PICTURES NOW! And a price list please. And estimated shipping. Do you take paypal?

Arlene: Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw.
CHILD: Dad, how do parents make babies?
DAD: Well most parents just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
CHILD: I came from Sears?!
DAD: No, YOU were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, and a whole lot cheaper!


blueorchid: Reminds me of a song. Dunno who wrote it but I have Terry Terrell singing it in my collection. "He had Calvary on his mind / Every time he drove a nail"
 
Lynx said:
Catherder: Stained glass? Original designs? That you made? PICTURES NOW! And a price list please. And estimated shipping. Do you take paypal?

Arlene: Reminds me of a cartoon I once saw.
CHILD: Dad, how do parents make babies?
DAD: Well most parents just go to Sears, buy the kit and follow the assembly instructions.
CHILD: I came from Sears?!
DAD: No, YOU were a blue light special at K-Mart. Almost as good, and a whole lot cheaper!


blueorchid: Reminds me of a song. Dunno who wrote it but I have Terry Terrell singing it in my collection. "He had Calvary on his mind / Every time he drove a nail"
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I don't get it, also what's Sears? I'm presuming some kind of clothing store?
 
Sears is a department store. The joke is that parents go to a store and buy a kid kit that they take home and assemble to have a kid.
 
Lynx said:
Sears is a department store. The joke is that parents go to a store and buy a kid kit that they take home and assemble to have a kid.
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Ah! Sort of like a more ethically questionable IKEA? I suppose that does help to bypass talk of the 'stork' dropping off babies.
 
Arlene89 said:
This morning, one of my Kindergarten children looked up at me, and in all seriousness asked, "Miss Arlene, why do I have a dad?". I gave the kid a serious look as my eyebrows furrowed together. I looked the little boy straight in the eye and said, "Because it takes two to tango...". The little boy looked up at me, puzzled. On that final cue, I walked away, like a boss.

And this is why I am going to get the 'Teacher of the year' award.

I promise you I have a teaching degree.
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it's only 8:25 am where i am, and reading this has made my day awesome.
 
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