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My neighbors have a rooster..... it taunts my dog.... She wants to eat it.. original recipe.
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kenthomas27
Guest
Well I say son, I say your dog - I said I say your dog there is about as sharp as a bowling ball...
Hopefully she won't forget the Colonel's Secret Blend of 7 Herbs & Spices...
Time for some chicken PJs (PJ = Poor Joke).
What do you call a chicken in a shower?
Chicken showerma.
(Chicken shawarma is a Middle-East Asian snack.)
What do you call a chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
What do you call a chicken that flatters to deceive?
Butter chicken.
(To butter someone is to flatter him.)
What do you call a chicken 5 years after retirement?
Chicken 65.
(An Indian dish of deep-fried chicken.)
What do you call a chicken without woollens on a cold night?
Chilly chicken.
(A spicy Indian dish.)
What do you call a chicken in a shower?
Chicken showerma.
(Chicken shawarma is a Middle-East Asian snack.)
What do you call a chicken in trouble?
Chicken soup.
What do you call a chicken that flatters to deceive?
Butter chicken.
(To butter someone is to flatter him.)
What do you call a chicken 5 years after retirement?
Chicken 65.
(An Indian dish of deep-fried chicken.)
What do you call a chicken without woollens on a cold night?
Chilly chicken.
(A spicy Indian dish.)
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kenthomas27
Guest
So... I'm starting to wonder what I should do next for SoundCloud. I honestly like it better because when I make videos, I always look like I'm about to eat someone's soul.
I wouldnt know. See, I'm more of a ketchup girl, I put ketchup on lots of things. I also don't like tartar sauce
This is just perfect. We never have many visitors to CC Singles because people called us crazy. Now with you all talking about eating souls, even the ones who came will leave.
*smacks seoulsearch, lil and catherder with a piece of stale fish.*
*smacks seoulsearch, lil and catherder with a piece of stale fish.*
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Tintin
Guest
I'd rather not be smacked with a soulless fish. Please carry on with your soul-hunting.
I supposed I've been a "semi-pro" musician (aside from teaching) for a while now, with some sporadic horn and piano gigs over the years, then this past year as a church choir accompanist (which I had done for at least two decades at my old church as a volunteer.)
The group I played Nutcracker with this year and last started as an ad hoc assemblage of musicians for the ballet school's show. But now, they are their own entity, doing a concert on its own in February - Tchaikovsky "Romeo and Juliet" and Moussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition", which I just did with another group recently (although I am playing horn II this time around instead of horn I.), then in May, we are back with the ballet school for "Swan Lake."
Recent experiences have taught me the ill effects of burning the candle at both ends, however. As these gigs near, I'll be taking a day off, since I don't want the stress of traveling after work to make a rehearsal on time. stress free...that's the way to be....breathe....
The group I played Nutcracker with this year and last started as an ad hoc assemblage of musicians for the ballet school's show. But now, they are their own entity, doing a concert on its own in February - Tchaikovsky "Romeo and Juliet" and Moussorgsky's "Pictures at an Exhibition", which I just did with another group recently (although I am playing horn II this time around instead of horn I.), then in May, we are back with the ballet school for "Swan Lake."
Recent experiences have taught me the ill effects of burning the candle at both ends, however. As these gigs near, I'll be taking a day off, since I don't want the stress of traveling after work to make a rehearsal on time. stress free...that's the way to be....breathe....
I'm thinking breaded and fried is the only way to go.
*Chop, chop!!!*
I need a loyal subject to bring me some panko crumbs...