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Speak Your Mind.
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psychomom
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You can stay home for real...
home is where i do almost all my pretend work.
but today, body willing---grocery shopping!
eh...
lol
yeah life calls for me too...I don't know how some of you do it..You must just stick an IV unit on and say it's CC time let the party continue! smile ...will see ya all soon Have an awesome day....everyone who reps me!!!!!!!! smile....NO, kidding all regardless...I'm still laughing from the cookie monster and kibbles and bits gig....smile chow for now
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Viligant_Warrior
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OK, I'm kinda dumb too:
Blonde walks into hardware store, goes to home and family section, looks around and goes to clerk to ask: "How much is that TV over there"?
Clerk: "Sorry, ma'am, you have to leave. We don't serve blondes here."
Incensed, she leaves, buys brunette hair dye, goes home, dyes hair, returns to store: "How much is that TV over there?"
Clerk: "Sorry, ma'am, you have to leave. I told you earlier, we don't serve blondes here."
Furious, she goes home, cuts her hair short, uses some of it to glue a "moustache" on her upper lip, grabs one of her husband's old suits, alters it to fit, puts it on, goes back to store: "How much is that TV over there?
Clerk: "Ma'am, got out. How many times do I have to tell you? We don't serve blondes here!"
In tears, she says between sobs, "How did you know it was me each time?"
Clerk: "The second time you came in, you still had lipstick on and you didn't even try to change your voice. This time, you're still wearing high heels, and you still haven't changed your voice. And finally, that 'TV over there' is a microwave!"
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jennymae
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home is where i do almost all my pretend work.
but today, body willing---grocery shopping!
eh...
lol
Making groceries body willing and the buggy's dont rise....lol
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psychomom
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hey, i've been in Florida, and the moon definitely shines there.
Cape Canaveral and whatnot, you know.
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jennymae
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keepitsimple
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hey, i've been in Florida, and the moon definitely shines there.
Cape Canaveral and whatnot, you know.
Glad to see you're tackling your chores. Me too soon ... lol
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psychomom
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It wasnt a joke...
we can acknowledge moonshine exists, but we don't have to drink it.
(tasted some once. called the fire department for my mouth.
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psychomom
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Glad to see you're tackling your chores. Me too soon ... lol
my key word is pretending, my friend.
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keepitsimple
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we can acknowledge moonshine exists, but we don't have to drink it.
(tasted some once. called the fire department for my mouth.
You're not suggesting that it should eaten, are you ? You from New York State by any chance ??
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skylove7
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psychomom
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You're not suggesting that it should eaten, are you ? You from New York State by any chance ??
LOL
no, man, i hail from the Great Lakes State.
just got transplanted to the devil's playground.
eh.
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jennymae
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we can acknowledge moonshine exists, but we don't have to drink it.
(tasted some once. called the fire department for my mouth.
Lol, I remember my grandma talking about moonshine to her lil belles...now, young ladies, I aint going to none of yalls wedding if Cooter Brown be the groom...lol...like any of us would ever try that stuff...
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psychomom
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so cast lots or whatever, but someone's gotta be on frog patrol here later, 'k?
on the real.
on the real.
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psychomom
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my favorite nephew made some (why? idk...) and he was all
aunt ellie try it!
aunt ellie ain't the brightest. i barely had it on my tongue before i regretted it.
but i do love that (34 yo) boy.
so cast lots or whatever, but someone's gotta be on frog patrol here later, 'k?
on the real.
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