i loooooooooove dorky jokes!!!!!
what does a chicken and a band have in common? they both have drumsticks! hahahahahaha
KIS, i know you're around here somewhere.
everything alright?
did you make Mark some dinner?
i loooooooooove dorky jokes!!!!!
what does a chicken and a band have in common? they both have drumsticks! hahahahahaha
i loooooooooove dorky jokes!!!!!
what does a chicken and a band have in common? they both have drumsticks! hahahahahaha
do we have a farm here now?
first a cow, now a sheep.....what is this thread turning into...![]()
If you wife is welling at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, which one do you let in?
Only the dog's allowed to use the front door at our house. Is this a trick question ?![]()
You let the dog in of course. At least he'll hush when you let him in. Badda bing.
Guy's let me be serious for a few moments.
I repaired computers for many years. The most common problem that I repaired was the end results of viruses. When I showed the owner what was done, and the information that the owner had made available to hackers, and how to prevent it from happening again, they would say okay, pay me and leave. Needless to say, I had a lot of repeat business.
I retired ten years ago. The world is much more connected today and there is a hacker around every corner.
You let the dog in of course. At least he'll hush when you let him in. Badda bing.
I like the phone solicitors who call to inform me they received a message that my computer was receiving error messages. And if I type in such-and-such they can help me fix it.
I just tell them, I don't own a computer. (not a lie, I own 2)
Conversation over.
And then someone else calls back the following week with the same song and dance.
*sigh*
Why are fire ants like a woman?
Why are fire ants like a woman?
caller ID. best thing to come with all the tech.
both are venomous?
(careful, now....)