Speak Your Mind.

  • Christian Chat is a moderated online Christian community allowing Christians around the world to fellowship with each other in real time chat via webcam, voice, and text, with the Christian Chat app. You can also start or participate in a Bible-based discussion here in the Christian Chat Forums, where members can also share with each other their own videos, pictures, or favorite Christian music.

    If you are a Christian and need encouragement and fellowship, we're here for you! If you are not a Christian but interested in knowing more about Jesus our Lord, you're also welcome! Want to know what the Bible says, and how you can apply it to your life? Join us!

    To make new Christian friends now around the world, click here to join Christian Chat.
No, I haven't. But if you will all send me you passwords to your bank accounts, I'll try to figure out what is going on.
 
Good morning all! I'm breezing over the last few pages here.... slowly catching up... grits are yummy with butter & salt but not sugar... corned beef hash is delicious but too much salt is bad for me... :( *sigh* ...cornbread is awesome, esp. with blackeyed peas... I had a mango smoothie for breakfast and now I'm just starving thanks to you people! LOL!!

I want this:

View attachment 103574

Folks,
We need to turn them eggs over easy, replace them stringy things with some grits (a spoon full of real butter on top), add a couple of slices of bacon, replace the bread stuff with one of Mama's biscuits (home made mayhaw jelly and a little butter), that orange stuff a tall glass of milk, them sausages with a couple of deer sausages (the thick kind), and add a mug of strong coffee.

Then we need to get outside and burn that off with a good half day's work.
 
Folks,
We need to turn them eggs over easy, replace them stringy things with some grits (a spoon full of real butter on top), add a couple of slices of bacon, replace the bread stuff with one of Mama's biscuits (home made mayhaw jelly and a little butter), that orange stuff a tall glass of milk, them sausages with a couple of deer sausages (the thick kind), and add a mug of strong coffee.

Then we need to get outside and burn that off with a good half day's work.
All great..... EXCEPT that last sentence.
 
Folks,
We need to turn them eggs over easy, replace them stringy things with some grits (a spoon full of real butter on top), add a couple of slices of bacon, replace the bread stuff with one of Mama's biscuits (home made mayhaw jelly and a little butter), that orange stuff a tall glass of milk, them sausages with a couple of deer sausages (the thick kind), and add a mug of strong coffee.

Then we need to get outside and burn that off with a good half day's work.

Work? I am afraid I am no longer familiar with that concept.
 
Folks,
We need to turn them eggs over easy, replace them stringy things with some grits (a spoon full of real butter on top), add a couple of slices of bacon, replace the bread stuff with one of Mama's biscuits (home made mayhaw jelly and a little butter), that orange stuff a tall glass of milk, them sausages with a couple of deer sausages (the thick kind), and add a mug of strong coffee.

Then we need to get outside and burn that off with a good half day's work.
You're exactly right, but you have ventured into the completely communist, definitively anti-American realm by suggesting only two pieces of bacon!

How DARE you, suh!

37KpSIg.gif


Pistols at dawn on the commons? Provide your own second. Assuming, of course, you can now pass the concussion protocol following that glove-slap of mine.
 
Last edited:
hush, child!

don't let Billy hear you say that. :p

Too late! I don't know what we are going to do with that yougun.

I have two nieces who are addicted to the same thing. I've been working on them for two years. I think that addiction is almost impossible to break. I'm not giving up just yet.
 
You're exactly right, but you have ventured into the completely communist, definitively anti-American realm by suggesting only two pieces of bacon!

How DARE you, suh!


37KpSIg.gif


Pistols at dawn on the commons? Provide your own second.

There's always seconds.
 
No, I haven't. But if you will all send me you passwords to your bank accounts, I'll try to figure out what is going on.

Sure, Willie-T. I'll get right on that. Just send me your private email address so I can forward all that junk you mentioned above. Yeah, that's it. :cool: hehe

password.jpg
 
VioletReigns ...I love you sister! Lol...you always make me smile! Lol...how I wish you could teach me how you ballroom dance :-) haha...Oh wait, my fault. A gentleman would have to teach me that, right? I wasn't thinking lol