Singles Forum Marriage Match-Making. (humor)

[cinder]

The first match is in. Before I say, what the match is, let me first say, this is a proven scientific method based upon proven compatibility test and trials. No need to ever look for a match again. If you do though, you can submit more data to the Christian Chat Compatibility Program.

Lynx, I would like to introduce you to Cindy, Cindy say, hi to Lynx.

No need to thank me, just be thankful for the wonders of science and technology. Please post wedding pictures, so I can use this for reference for future clients.

I have long thought that Lynx and I would make a wonderful un-couple as in if there were ever 2 CC singles members who were more indifferent to being in a romantic relationship, I have yet to meet them. Such indifference means that I'm going to go on my merry way and do just what I was going to do before. ( I suspect Lynx will do the same, but I of course can't speak for him) And when all the other CC singles have coupled up, we'll probably still be her in CC singles rocking the single life alone (ok so it's more likely that the CC singles will couple up and at least some of them will stick around the singles forum despite no longer being single, but so far that hasn't been a problem).

 

[Lynx]

Dear well-meaning kinda:

It is true that cinder and I seem to think a lot alike. Many have made the observation - none more often than I, when cinder makes a post that says exactly what I was going to say, except she said it better than I would have.

But that's the problem. We're TOO MUCH alike. If we both think alike, why would either of us need the other? We agree too much to be of any use to each other.

https://www.thecomicstrips.com/comic-strip/Pickles/2018-03-16/169270

(The link goes to a comic strip. Here's a transcript for those who don't like clicking on unknown links.)
DAUGHTER: Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and Dad actually love each other.
MOM: That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing?
DAUGHTER: It's because you and Dad argue all the time, that's why.
MOM: Well, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, that just means one of you isn't necessary.

 

[tourist]

Another CC member told me about the best "Coronavirus Pick-Up Line" ever -- "Hey Baby, can I be your Prince Charmin?"

(For anyone who might not recognize the name, "Charmin" is a well-known brand of toilet paper here in the USA.)

"Please don't squeeze the Charmin".

 

[kinda]

Dear well-meaning kinda:

It is true that cinder and I seem to think a lot alike. Many have made the observation - none more often than I, when cinder makes a post that says exactly what I was going to say, except she said it better than I would have.

But that's the problem. We're TOO MUCH alike. If we both think alike, why would either of us need the other? We agree too much to be of any use to each other.

https://www.thecomicstrips.com/comic-strip/Pickles/2018-03-16/169270

(The link goes to a comic strip. Here's a transcript for those who don't like clicking on unknown links.)
DAUGHTER: Mom, the other day Dan asked me if you and Dad actually love each other.
MOM: That's a silly question. Of course we love each other. Why would he ask such a thing?
DAUGHTER: It's because you and Dad argue all the time, that's why.
MOM: Well, if there aren't any arguments in a marriage, that just means one of you isn't necessary.

I have long thought that Lynx and I would make a wonderful un-couple as in if there were ever 2 CC singles members who were more indifferent to being in a romantic relationship, I have yet to meet them. Such indifference means that I'm going to go on my merry way and do just what I was going to do before. ( I suspect Lynx will do the same, but I of course can't speak for him) And when all the other CC singles have coupled up, we'll probably still be her in CC singles rocking the single life alone (ok so it's more likely that the CC singles will couple up and at least some of them will stick around the singles forum despite no longer being single, but so far that hasn't been a problem).

You two can deny scientific research and 1,000,000 match making connections, but you can't deny your destiny. There is obviously things you two need to discuss, because things are going as planned. Just keep your minds open and let love conquer all fears.


I leave you with this song to think about....

Alright, who is next?

 

[Lynx]

Sonny and Cher? Not the theme from The Love Boat?

Come on, kinda. You're slipping.

 

[Susanna]

I ain’t planning on marrying so I’ll go next. Pleeeease???? Lol

 

[kinda]

I ain’t planning on marrying so I’ll go next. Pleeeease???? Lol

This will take extra time for our super computer to find a match, who doesn't want a match, but since your not wanting to be married, you have time to wait.

Computer needs a little information to find suitable partners.

First round of questions will be.


What type of spouse are you looking for?

How many kids do you want?

How long do you want to be married for?


Round 2 of questions are...

How do you feel about the concept of being alone together?

How big of a TV will we own?

What are the shows we will binge watch over and over?

And how do you decide when chores absolutely have to be done ( grass is too long, house is too dirty, etc)?

You looking for an age range of Baby Boomer, Generation X, Millennial, or Gen Z?

And of course the most important one: toilet paper rolls: pull it over the top or down the back?

 

[Susanna]

Ain’t looking for no spouse😁

Already have a 25 year old daughter

I don’t know

Round 2:

I detest it

I’m not watching TV that much, so 55” will do

We’ll be binge watching science fiction, chick flicks, rom coms and Clint Eastwood

I’ll just be b******* him to get it done, or he will make me lol

Gen X it is

Over the top, just like Rocky Balboa

 

[kinda]

Ain’t looking for no spouse😁

Already have a 25 year old daughter

I don’t know

Round 2:

I detest it

I’m not watching TV that much, so 55” will do

We’ll be binge watching science fiction, chick flicks, rom coms and Clint Eastwood

I’ll just be b******* him to get it done, or he will make me lol

Gen X it is

Over the top, just like Rocky Balboa

Excellent answers!

Your information was entered, but the computer didn't like it for some reason. I will try a manual over ride, but never encounter this before. As soon as out I.T. department finds a patch for the system error, I will let you know.

Don't fret at all though, our computers only give suitable matches, and not biased opinions.

 

[Susanna]

Excellent answers!

Your information was entered, but the computer didn't like it for some reason. I will try a manual over ride, but never encounter this before. As soon as out I.T. department finds a patch for the system error, I will let you know.

Don't fret at all though, our computers only give suitable matches, and not biased opinions.

Durn...lol

 

[kinda]

Durn...lol

I.T. worked all night to get the computer to process your information. A match did come in, but the other member hasn't been a part of the match making thread, so can't release the name. You don't really want to be married, so it all works out.

It's a perfect match waiting to happen.

 

[1christian1]

Ain’t looking for no spouse😁

Already have a 25 year old daughter

I don’t know

Round 2:

I detest it

I’m not watching TV that much, so 55” will do

We’ll be binge watching science fiction, chick flicks, rom coms and Clint Eastwood

I’ll just be b******* him to get it done, or he will make me lol

Gen X it is

Over the top, just like Rocky Balboa

LOL...

 

[BlessedByGod]

Oh please.

You know you have like 8 years' worth of toilet paper stored somewhere in your house that you're hoping to impress some woman with: "Hey baby, check out my rolls!"

High 🖐!

 

[Lanolin]

I think I would prefer a lifetime's suppy of chocolate to a spouse

not saying Im an addict or anything I just think how cool it would be for everyone and solve world hunger.

 

[Quantico]

A Covenant Marriages is my proof of live.
U could definition Marriage so (KJVA)
Art thou bound unto a wife? seek not to be loosed. Art thou loosed from a wife? seek not a wife.
But and if thou marry, thou hast not sinned; and if a virgin marry, she hath not sinned. Nevertheless such shall have trouble in the flesh: but I spare you.

 

[Quantico]

The woman u could definition so:
Genesis 3:2-6

 

[Lanolin]

I am not quite sure what this trouble in the flesh alludes to....unless its a euphemism for 'children'....or maybe its not that. Maybe it really means 'your girlfriend will get fat'

 

[Lanolin]

from bingewatching tv.

 

[Quantico]

euphemism for 'children' is right.
Everybody wish is a family.
I think bible true people need a bible true Marriage {Covenant Marriage}.

 

[Lynx]

Quantico you are not catching the "humor" part of this thread...