Silleee & Phunnneee: Y Knot?

[Karlon]

How many times can you use the same word in a sentence & still make sense? here's mine: " nothing is nothing often enough especially when nothing is being talked about while nothing is being done & nothing worthwhile exists to apply nothing to, so here, we still have nothing leading to nothing"!!!

 

[Lynx]

How many times can you use the same word in a sentence & still make sense? here's mine: " nothing is nothing often enough especially when nothing is being talked about while nothing is being done & nothing worthwhile exists to apply nothing to, so here, we still have nothing leading to nothing"!!!

Reminds me of a song where the singer is complaining that when she asks "What's wrong?" he replies, "Nothing."

There's nothing I hate more than nothing
Nothing keeps me up at night
I toss and turn over nothing
Nothing could start a great big fight
Don't tell me nothing

The thread reminds me of something my mother used to do, just goofing around, trying to see how many negatives she could use in a sentence and still make it sound like something someone would legit say.

"Well I ain't hardly not never done nary none of that nohow."

 

[Karlon]

Reminds me of a song where the singer is complaining that when she asks "What's wrong?" he replies, "Nothing."

There's nothing I hate more than nothing
Nothing keeps me up at night
I toss and turn over nothing
Nothing could start a great big fight
Don't tell me nothing

The thread reminds me of something my mother used to do, just goofing around, trying to see how many negatives she could use in a sentence and still make it sound like something someone would legit say.

"Well I ain't hardly not never done nary none of that nohow."

aint' never heard dat one, jolly jeez what gonna say next"? quite phunnneee!

 

[GaryA]

It may not be quite what you are looking for in this thread, but...

The following statement is something I came up with many years ago and sometimes say in certain situations:

"more-or-less-kinda-sorta maybe-almost-but-not-really"

(a two-part remark about something that might-or-might-not meet the intended target measurement/requirement/etc.)

 

[Karlon]

It may not be quite what you are looking for in this thread, but...

The following statement is something I came up with many years ago and sometimes say in certain situations:

"more-or-less-kinda-sorta maybe-almost-but-not-really"

(a two-part remark about something that might-or-might-not meet the intended target measurement/requirement/etc.)

hilarious! reminds me of our lightman who used to say, "i think i'm probably definitely going to....."

 

[TabinRivCA]

Well, I like the word like, uh like, I like that picture over there that looks like one I did like years ago that everyone liked a lot that also looked like another one I liked, too.

 

[tourist]

How many times can you use the same word in a sentence & still make sense? here's mine: " nothing is nothing often enough especially when nothing is being talked about while nothing is being done & nothing worthwhile exists to apply nothing to, so here, we still have nothing leading to nothing"!!!

Nothing much here.

 

[tourist]

Well, I like the word like, uh like, I like that picture over there that looks like one I did like years ago that everyone liked a lot that also looked like another one I liked, too.

This post merits a 'like'.

 

[Cameron143]

I can use the word...and...in a sentence 5 times in a row and have it be grammatically correct.

There was a manager of the A&P store who wanted a sign painted for the store. The painter asked the manager...How much space do you want between the A and & and & and P?

 

[GaryA]

Well, I like the word like, uh like, I like that picture over there that looks like one I did like years ago that everyone liked a lot that also looked like another one I liked, too.

This post merits a 'like'.

But, of course - because, like we all know like that California Girls like like to say the word 'like' like as many times as they can like in one sentence.

(So, I gave her a 'like' too.)

 

[TabinRivCA]

But, of course - because, like we all know like that California Girls like like to say the word 'like' like as many times as they can like in one sentence.

(So, I gave her a 'like' too.)

Lol, like you guys are like so cool to tap the like button in honor of my 'like' diacope & I like and appreciate the likes. (ok I'm done now👍)

 

[Godsgirl1983]

Um, you know; I was just um thinking about you know, something like this you know, and um I just didn't know how to write it, so um, you know I didn't. But then you know, you um came along and um, you know; you um you wrote it; like, you know.

 

[Mem]

First, what watt are your watts on first?

Oh, watt phunette izturide onnawanorse opend sleigh.

Watt? No.

 

[kqr_anointed]

But, of course - because, like we all know like that California Girls like like to say the word 'like' like as many times as they can like in one sentence.

(So, I gave her a 'like' too.)

That's so funny 😀

 

[Lynx]

I can use the word...and...in a sentence 5 times in a row and have it be grammatically correct.

There was a manager of the A&P store who wanted a sign painted for the store. The painter asked the manager...How much space do you want between the A and & and & and P?

That reminds me of the time I called up my lawyer...

"Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz, attorneys at law."
"Howdy sir. I'd like to talk to Mr. Schwartz please."
"I'm sorry sir. Our senior partner is deceased."
"Oh, my condolences. Well I'll talk to Mr. Schwartz then."
"I'm afraid he's retired sir. Spends most of his time looking for golf balls, from what I hear."
"Hmm, must be nice. Well let me talk to Mr. Schwartz then."
"Sorry, Mr. Schwartz is on vacation for two weeks. He will return on the 16th He said something about renewing accquaintance with some old friends of his: A Mr. Daniels, Mr. Walker and Mr. Beam."
"Yeah I know those guys. Okay then I'll just talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"Speaking. How may I help you?"

...

...

...

"Really dude? You made me go through that whole routine?"
"Yes sir, well... It's a slow day here at the office."

 

[Cameron143]

That reminds me of the time I called up my lawyer...

"Schwartz, Schwartz, Schwartz and Schwartz, attorneys at law."
"Howdy sir. I'd like to talk to Mr. Schwartz please."
"I'm sorry sir. Our senior partner is deceased."
"Oh, my condolences. Well I'll talk to Mr. Schwartz then."
"I'm afraid he's retired sir. Spends most of his time looking for golf balls, from what I hear."
"Hmm, must be nice. Well let me talk to Mr. Schwartz then."
"Sorry, Mr. Schwartz is on vacation for two weeks. He will return on the 16th He said something about renewing accquaintance with some old friends of his: A Mr. Daniels, Mr. Walker and Mr. Beam."
"Yeah I know those guys. Okay then I'll just talk to Mr. Schwartz."
"Speaking. How may I help you?"

...

...

...

"Really dude? You made me go through that whole routine?"
"Yes sir, well... It's a slow day here at the office."

My lawyers are...Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

 

[Lynx]

My lawyers are...Dewey, Cheatum, and Howe.

I've heard of that law firm, the first partner was Ketchum, not Dewey.

Maybe Ketchum retired. Or maybe he got caught.

 

[Texasgal]

I've heard of that law firm, the first partner was Ketchum, not Dewey.

Maybe Ketchum retired. Or maybe he got caught.

Seems like the firm has grown soft by hiring Dewey. Old Ketchum didn’t ask before rolling out the invoices.