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Poison

Too late, Morty has already left. He has his pocket full of sand for some reason lol. He is staying with your clones. They all get along for some reason. They are looking forward to his arrival. Even Tziporah said she was looking forward to a visit from someone non bogan.
 
Unhealthy

(He's probably going to the Bahamas, if his pockets are full of sand. If his pockets were full of ice, then I might be more concerned. My clones are just lazy, and want someone else to help with the renovations. Tziporah is just looking for more non-bogans to convert into minions. So I hope he enjoys his holiday in the Bahamas.)
 
healthy

nope, sorry. The ticket definitely says Mosteria and it has your picture on it wearing the chicken. We have been using it as a dart board lol.
 
nutrition

(Hmmmm. That's a worry. Oh wait - I think I found your hat. Here, I will email it. Now you can call Morty back...)

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vitamins


it is a little unfeminine but I can change it up a bit. Please dont email it needs express post. Morty should be landing about now. I hope Tziporah prepares a nice feast for him.
 
minerals

(Oh. Yes. The Roman legionnaire I got the hat from said they don't really make a more feminine model. He said that sadly, becoming a Roman legionnaire is usually not up there on a girl's priority list. He did suggest trimming the little feathers at the top, but I thought that would just make you look silly, so sorry, somewhat unfeminine. In other news, Tziporah has sadly died, so no feast for Morty. I hope he isn't famished...)
 
rocks

I will make it more feminine. Adds some jewels esp rubies. What do you mean Tziporah died? How did that happen? Morty will stay with you in your grieving process.
 
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stones

(It's good that you will make it more feminine. Much easier on the eyes. Rubies are good, but try not to make them too mean. Oh. I misspelled. I meant - Tziporah dyed herself blue, so isn't able to cook. She was doing conversion therapy on a bogan, and accidentally used the wrong hair dye. Now it's all over her. I'm pleased Morty will assist me in the process, as we can grieve for cooked food together.)
 
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