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I'm a pastor and have a congregation. I go onto other threads and making rude replies, even though the topic doesn't interest me. Who am I?
 
blue_ladybug said:
I'm a pastor and have a congregation. I go onto other threads and making rude replies, even though the topic doesn't interest me. Who am I?
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Eeehh... I'm confident about who this is, but I'm going to pass on guessing. Don't you think he'll see it as an ad hominem and not good humor?
 
seoulsearch said:
There are tons of people I'd love to include here but Donkey is right... I can't think of how to imitate what they'd say, so I'll just try to give a summary.

* "I am just too darn pretty for this forum. So many women want me, I have a hard time deciding even whom to think about responding to. And, have I mentioned that I have perfect hair? We won't even mention my beautiful face--you couldn't handle it!" -- Catherder, Descyple, Zaoman, NukePooch
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You could have just posted my self-portrait...

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tourist said:
That's cuz he's an android that is lacking any sense of emotion or empathy.
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He is a Replicant??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

O.O

Run for the hills!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
 
Jilly81 said:
Cristen's would go like this:

So, apparently there's some rule somewhere about having to actually get up if the miniature humans who live with you are demanding food. I WOULD ask the judgmental deer to fix breakfast, but, you know, they're judgmental.

Anyway, once I got up and started getting them some calories, I realized that whoever invented the type of plastic bag that cereal comes in must be psycho. That or it was actually a cat who was hoping to make someone slip after the cereal flings onto the floor. Part of their attempt to dominate the world by slowly killing us all by tripping.

On a completely unrelated note, I need to go shopping for breakfast thingies now ...
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Okay, you win, Jilly. That is DEFINITELY something Cristen would write.
 
Jilly81 said:
Cristen's would go like this:

So, apparently there's some rule somewhere about having to actually get up if the miniature humans who live with you are demanding food. I WOULD ask the judgmental deer to fix breakfast, but, you know, they're judgmental.

Anyway, once I got up and started getting them some calories, I realized that whoever invented the type of plastic bag that cereal comes in must be psycho. That or it was actually a cat who was hoping to make someone slip after the cereal flings onto the floor. Part of their attempt to dominate the world by slowly killing us all by tripping.

On a completely unrelated note, I need to go shopping for breakfast thingies now ...
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And... Jilly Wins Da Internetz for this week.

This was so spot-on--right down to the font and color--that if I hadn't glanced at the avatar, I surely would have thought it was MissCris herself (whom I hope comes back here ASAP.)
 
Jilly81 said:
Cristen's would go like this:

So, apparently there's some rule somewhere about having to actually get up if the miniature humans who live with you are demanding food. I WOULD ask the judgmental deer to fix breakfast, but, you know, they're judgmental.

Anyway, once I got up and started getting them some calories, I realized that whoever invented the type of plastic bag that cereal comes in must be psycho. That or it was actually a cat who was hoping to make someone slip after the cereal flings onto the floor. Part of their attempt to dominate the world by slowly killing us all by tripping.

On a completely unrelated note, I need to go shopping for breakfast thingies now ...
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Hey! Cereal bags ARE ridiculous and I DO need to go shopping for breakfasty type stuff.

:D
 
violakat said:
Are you kidding. Even I knew that the long post was because Seoul has all these long posts. And she is the queen of Polls. Love ya Seoul
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Apparently, I'm just the queen of Blah, Blah, Blah, irregardless of the topic. :p

(For those who don't know, these are two of Catherder's favorite "words".)

Who knew I could get back at someone... in only 3 sentences!
 
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