:P unleash your inner penguin!

[Sharp]

I got attacked by a whole family of ducks. I was 8, and I cried. Ever since, I've been afraid of ducks, and I don't provoke them anymore...

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I got bit by a duck when I was 5. No, I didn't learn my lesson and still chase and try to touch the ducks at the park.

 

[missy2shoes]

ducks annoy me.....QUACK QUACK QUACK......sheesh....change the record already.............

 

[christiancollegegirl]

what do you want them to say instead?

 

[missy2shoes]

something like.......Quack wack smack tack.......in different combos

 

[christiancollegegirl]

hmmm, let me ask God about that. He's the duck voicebox manufacturer

 

[missy2shoes]

ok......................

 

[blindside683]

lets just send them to mexico

 

[missy2shoes]

good plan.................

 

[christiancollegegirl]

sounds good to me.

 

[blindside683]

we'll have border patrol...shoot anything that flies

 

[missy2shoes]

what about superman??????????

 

[blindside683]

he can take a bullet.....i think

 

[christiancollegegirl]

I thought he was faster than a speeding bulet

 

[missy2shoes]

hmmmmmmmm what about if I could fly......would ya shoot me??

 

[blindside683]

no...how about anything that flies, and has a green head

 

[christiancollegegirl]

just wear a sign that says 'don't shoot, I'm Penguin Missy!'

 

[missy2shoes]

that should work....unless ya can't read it from that distance....do you have binoculars?

 

[blindside683]

i sold them to cover the cost of deporting all the ducks

 

[missy2shoes]

booger boo.....how about good eyesight?